Not an episode goes by where viewers of The Real Housewive’s Of New Jersey are not shocked by the behavior of Jacqueline Laurita’s daughter, Ashley. She disobeys rules, lashes out at her parents, and last week, proved that she’s not afraid to get physical.
Despite Jacqueline’s attempts to reign her daughter in, Ashley becomes more and more rebellious as the season goes on. Which is why we were surprised when pictures surfaced of the 19-year-old with a brand new nose.
After ripping out a chunk of extensions — which were bonded tightly to the head of the show’s villain or victim (depending on how you look at it), Danielle Staub — Ashley calmly explained to the New Jersey Police why her actions did not constitute assault.
“Technically, I didn’t grab her hair, I grabbed her extensions, so it’s really not a part of her,” she said.
We wonder what would happen if Danielle punched Ashley in the nose — after all, it’s not really part of her.
[Ed Note: To be clear, we are not advocating punching anyone in the nose. Just posing the question.]