PHOTOS: Callista Gingrich Has The Most Disciplined Hair In America

by Justin Fenner | 10:55 am, January 13th, 2012

If Mitt Romney has the best hair of any GOP presidential candidate, then Callista Gingrich is wiping the floor with the sloppy tresses of the GOP presidential candidate’s spouses. Then again, the woman’s hair is so neat and perfectly coiffed whenever she’s seen in public that even Anna Wintour‘s famous bob would look unkempt in comparison.

It’s really amazing, when you look at it. Gingringch’s hair is sculpted to within an inch of its life, so there’s literally never a hair out of place. Some observers have posited that it’s so tightly managed it doesn’t move when the wind hits it, but that’s probably just an exaggeration. Probably.

So how does Gingrich keep her ‘do so salon fresh that it always looks like she just stepped out a 1960s ad for Elnett? We’re not sure. We do know that she’s had her hair done regularly at the Andre Chreky salon in Washington, DC, but other than the motivation to look good on camera, pretty much everything else is speculation. Commentators have no shortage of theories, though — some say her ice-blonde locks are so perfect because she wants to be perceived as perfect (she graduated valedictorian at her high school), others say it looks that way out of deference to her husband’s political ambitions. But as far as we’re concerned, Callista’s motivations don’t really matter. Her hair is awesome, and it’s going to continue to be awesome no matter how Newt fairs in the campaign.

Check it out for yourself below.

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1.Seriously, look at this hair.

2.Really LOOK at it.

3.It's almost annoying in its simplicity.

4.Voters seem to like it.

5.Obviously, Newt does, too.

6.Does it move?

7.For comparison, this is what it looked like in 2007.

Callista Gingrinch GOP Candidates Hair Newt Gingrich

Bikerk

She must go through a can of Aqua-Net a day. 2007 looked much better.
Anonymous

Shellac comes to mind.
http://profile.yahoo.com/3SJBMXTLINPZBZYCIDK5W7JJGQ Jan H

Newt and Calista will never take the chance of campaigning in West Texas…..with our wind…it would pick her helmet hair up like she was in the Wizard of Oz and Newt would be looking for a 4th wife.
Susan

The worst thing about her hair, well besides the helmet look, is the color. It would look much better toned down or a darker, softer color woven through it. Then, a lot more layering and not sprayed, but free. She could still look strikingly blonde, but in a much more attractive way. Certainly there is a hairdresser out there to give her a makeover!
http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RQLO5SAE3BKOGBIGOQ5BJNFXY4 Queenie

I cannot believe she pays money for that hair. It looks absolutely horrible, almost like a white helmet. She would be better off wearing a blond wig. At least then, she wouldn’t be monetarily ripped off by her stylist, and wigs these days can look very natural, unlike what is on her head right now! Her whole look is just awful, very tawdry.

PHOTOS: Callista Gingrich Has The Most Disciplined Hair In America

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