When we heard the Sex Pistols were releasing their own perfume, our nostrils flared at the thought of smelling like patchouli layered over B.O. and booze. Suffice it to say: not everyone deserves their very own scent — though it may seem as though bottling up your very own eau is a free-for-all feat.
For the sake of its definition, which according to Merriam-Webster is “a sweet or delicate odor,” we feel it’s our duty to preserve the ultimate purpose of fragrance: to improve one’s scent.
And so, here are six celebrities who should never, ever release their own perfume. Who are we missing?