4 Sets of 6 Words for Emily Weiss and Suki Waterhouse

While the East Coast bunch was fêting gondolas and stinking canals, Emily Weiss decamped for L.A., where she and Suki Waterhouse hung out in a bathroom to celebrate Burberry Brit Rhythm.

On Friday, Into The Gloss‘ platinum kingpin (queenpin?) and the fuzzy-fringed actress/model “got ready” for a Dan Croll concert together in coordinating leather moto jackets, white T-shirts, and blond bed-head. Because the captions accompanying their Instagrams are simply informative/mostly contain the obnoxious hashtag #THISISBRIT, we’ve supplied you with some alternative six-word summaries in the style of camp-counselor-y professors who make students introduce themselves this way on the first day of class.

1. “I need a baby to breastfeed.”

2. Take the eyeshadow, leave the ring.

3. “So you agree you’re really pretty?

4. There’s another lady in the bathroom.

Also, for comparison with the above:

Yes, this is dog.

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