Gaga’s Perfume Will Contain A Sample Of Her Own Blood
Lest you thought the original report was a rumor, Lady Gaga‘s perfume will indeed smell — or at least evoke the smell — of semen and blood. The Fame Monster confirmed rumors of her body fluid-inspired scent to Australian radio hosts Kyle and Jackie O, saying, “I wanted to extract the feeling and sense of blood and semen from molecular structures.” Wait, what?
“[Blood and semen] is in the perfume but it doesn’t smell like it. You just get sort of the after feeling of sex from the semen and the blood is sort of primal. And the blood was taking from my own blood sample so its like a sense of having me on your skin.”
But overall, she says, it will smell “like an expensive hooker.” No word on where the semen sample came from, though.