Lady Gaga’s Fragrance Really Will Be Made From Her Blood
Calling all Little Monsters! Lady Gaga’s fragrance, Fame, will be available this August.
The scent, which Gaga originally told everyone would basically be eau de blood and semen, will not actually smell like bodily fluids at all. The perfume will actually make the wearer smell “like an expensive hooker”, a.k.a. every girl’s dream. However, one of the original rumors floating around proved to be true. The fragrance will in fact be made with a sample of Gaga’s blood.
But it gets weirder. Apparently the liquid is actually black in the bottle, and will change color when it hits your skin. What exactly this means is unclear — will it change to a different color? Or will it become transparent when applied? We’re hoping for the latter, but we’re pretty sure Gaga’s many beloved monsters won’t care either way.