The Wanderlust actress stopped by Conan last night to confess her addiction to “laser porn” — her words, not ours. To wit:
I did this thing called — it’s like a peel which is extremely intense. You don’t understand that you actually look like a battered burn victim for a week. And then it just… it starts to fall off. For like eight days! It was horrifying. I do have it documented… I couldn’t keep it in one intact piece, sadly.
We agree with Conan: that would have been eBay gold.