Name That Scent: Someday By Justin Bieber Smells Like Girls Who Tan

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Fragrance reviews are silly, but sometimes, fragrance marketing is even sillier. What do “playful pastimes” and “nostalgia” really smell like? So from now on, we’ll be crowdsourcing our own fragrance reviews. Read on to find out what our office thought about the latest sample to land on our desk. This week, we’re testing out Someday by Justin Bieber.

Fragrance: Someday by Justin Bieber

What Justin Bieber thinks it smells like:
“More than just a perfume: it’s a fragrance full of the energy, passion, and confidence that pushes him to the top of the charts. It is a personal gift straight from his heart, a scent that drives him wild and makes the girls who wear it totally irresistible.”

What we think it smells like:

  • “Cotton candy body wash.”
  • “The bathroom disinfectant I had to use when I had to work in a dollar movie theater during high school.”
  • “It’s kind of cute, actually. Like if a little, little girl with pink, peel-off nail polish was like, ‘I got perfume!'”
  • “Minty, but also just like perfume.”
  • “Like Victoria’s Secret compressed into one scent.”
  • “Like the girls I went to high school with who would go tanning, but put the outline of a Playboy bunny on first.”
  • “It’s not good.”
  • “Candy canes.”
  • “Interesting, but I think it would get old pretty quickly.”
  • “The bathroom in my dorm after all the girls had showered.”
  • “Melancholy.”
  • “Vanilla and 13-year-old girls.”
  • “It smells pretty gross. Or like what they would put in a Porta Potty to stop it smelling gross.”
  • “A carnival. Like cotton candy, or giant lollipops.”
  • “Even though I know it’s Justin Bieber and that I should mock it, the longer it lingers around the office, the nicer it smells.”

Watch some Justin Bieber videos below for fun, and check out the rest of our fragrance reviews right here:

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