PHOTOS: What Is Up With Lindsay Lohan’s Crazyface Bronzer?

by Verena von Pfetten | 4:21 pm, October 19th, 2011

First her teeth, now her cheeks. Lindsay Lohan arrived at court today (where she was subsequently taken into custody — in handcuffs! — for missing no less than nine of her schedule community service sessions) in a white dress, gold platforms, and some seriously messed up bronzer.

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Look, we know that celeb makeup is nothing like real person makeup. It’s heavier, it’s darker, and it’s meant to be seen on screen and in photos — not in person. However, the bronzer stripes happening on Lohan’s face look like something your ’80s obsessed third cousin might have put on in a dark bathroom while drunk off too many Miller Lites in the hopes of recreating Iman’s inimitable cheekbones. Or something.

(No offense to your third cousin, or anything.)

Take a look at the photos below — we’ve included as many angles as possible, for your viewing pleasure. Can you explain to us how someone leaves the house looking like this? Yikes.

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P.S. For a complete timeline of Lindsay Lohan’s legal troubles, click here.

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bozekmm

Mistake. So much mistake.
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Very nice post..
Lodonviadetroit

defining a very swollen face
Anonymous

oh my, maybe something get in her eyes…
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She seriously needs help. She got no control on her life feel sorry for her she has everything but she is not happy.
Anonymous

Why is her face swollen? She looks really weird… :(
Bikerk

She says she has no money. Maybe her electricity was cut off and she did her face in the dark. Wish I was seeing it in the dark. Such a shame seeing someone’s life dissolve before the eyes of the world.
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i dont where face stuff, but i think maybe she was crying before she got there and the tears turn it dark like that??? plus what is that cute ring she is wearing?
Anonymous

Lindsey’s make up reminds me of a consultant I saw in Macy’s a few yrs ago. Her blush was literally two squares one on each side of her face she looked like a possessed baby doll.

PHOTOS: What Is Up With Lindsay Lohan’s Crazyface Bronzer?

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