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PHOTOS: Are Lindsay Lohan’s Teeth Rotting?


Lindsay Lohan went out Wednesday night and this is notable for no reason other than the fact that her teeth appear to be rotting.

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If I were a less vain person, I would post a closeup of my teeth and note that Lohan’s teeth look kinda just like average (okay, fine, maybe a bit below average), unbleached, non-celebrity teeth.

But, for better or for worse, she is a celebrity. And thus: we hold her teeth to a higher, whiter, cleaner, more impossibly perfect standard. And in that case, these teeth are definitely rotting. Here’s what her publicist had to say about Tooth(Teeth?)Gate™.

“Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers. She’s been on the cover of Vanity Fair and the top beauty and fashion magazines. She’s a beautiful and glamorous actress.

“With everything going on – from deteriorating public education to rampant homelessness to international unrest – there is no way I’m going to comment on Lindsay’s teeth.”

She has indeed appeared on the cover of these magazines!

That said, her teeth still look like this:

[People]



  • Fran

    holy SH*TZZZ. too much drugs!!!!!

  • ICYNDICEY

    It’s QUITE OBVIOUS she is doing CRYSTAL METH or HEROIN, people! This is not from coffee, wine or cigs. None of those could do this much damage at 25 YEARS OLD. When are people going to wake the fu** up and realize this girl is AN ABSOLUTE MESS and a JUNKIE? People keep making excuse after excuse for this apparent plane wreck. Her “mother” should be shot, because she is a disgusting, enabling FAME WHORE and her “father” is no better. This chick has got some SERIOUS ISSUES swirling around in her head she needs to deal with AND FAST, or she is going to wind up DEAD. Another child star down the toilet. And a Disney one at that!

  • Bikerk

    You said it, Fran!  Yikes!

  • Anonymous

    those aren’t just unbleached teeth; those are drug addict teeth! either that or she has not brushed them for 6 months!

  • Anonymous

    those aren’t just unbleached teeth; those are drug addict teeth! either that or she has not brushed them for 6 months!

  • Cedarblu

    Irregardless ( hi, Mean Girls! ) of whether she hasn’t kept up with the famous horsey-like celeb veneers and falsies,  those teeth are indicative of her life. she hasn’t had a film since 2007. she’s not a working actor because people keep helping her fail; i.e. enablers that make bank on her and her notoriety. she doesn’t have friends. she doesn’t have parents. she doesn’t have role models. ( besides her obsession with dead icons like marilyn monroe ). she has users. and johns. literally. she clearly has physical addiction and psych issues. those are meth teeth. i like my ciggies and red wine and my teeth do not look like that. her hands and teeth scream crack and meth. i wish someone would 5150 her. she needs intensive care. for at least a year. at one point it was cute and fun that she was so out of control at 18 or 19. she’s now 25. she needs help and support and her parents should be barred from ever seeing her. they are responsible for all her toxicity. seeing pictures of mommy and daughter blowing coke and drinking jack isn’t cute. it’s criminal. i wish someone would help her. it’s beyond the point of making a joke about lilo’s latest crack adventures. it’s for real. she’s a self serving, ego maniacal, drug addicted menace and total mental case.  chick needs saving.  

  • Cedarblu

    Irregardless ( hi, Mean Girls! ) of whether she hasn’t kept up with the famous horsey-like celeb veneers and falsies,  those teeth are indicative of her life. she hasn’t had a film since 2007. she’s not a working actor because people keep helping her fail; i.e. enablers that make bank on her and her notoriety. she doesn’t have friends. she doesn’t have parents. she doesn’t have role models. ( besides her obsession with dead icons like marilyn monroe ). she has users. and johns. literally. she clearly has physical addiction and psych issues. those are meth teeth. i like my ciggies and red wine and my teeth do not look like that. her hands and teeth scream crack and meth. i wish someone would 5150 her. she needs intensive care. for at least a year. at one point it was cute and fun that she was so out of control at 18 or 19. she’s now 25. she needs help and support and her parents should be barred from ever seeing her. they are responsible for all her toxicity. seeing pictures of mommy and daughter blowing coke and drinking jack isn’t cute. it’s criminal. i wish someone would help her. it’s beyond the point of making a joke about lilo’s latest crack adventures. it’s for real. she’s a self serving, ego maniacal, drug addicted menace and total mental case.  chick needs saving.  

  • http://www.SheRocS.com SheRocS

    NASTY GRILL! wow that’s not cute. Keep smokin’ that pipe girl… and really PUBLICIST ““Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day” – let’s not go too overboard shall we… I think not. 

  • Jane1121

    If it isn’t drugs, then bulimia nervosa could perfectly well be the cause of the state of her teeth.

  • Reefguy949

    too many bjs

  • Anonymous

    I despise when people use the word “irregardless”. Even when in reference to a movie. Irregardless isn’t a word.

  • Anonymous

    i have never been a fan of hers but this is so sad, this is the result of  ”meth”…

  • Ugottaservesomebody

    Meth mouths are truly disgusting.

  • Cedarblu

    i know. hence the joke. sensitive much?

  • Jaidexl

    Lmao, you kids have no idea what meth mouth looks like. Fucking hollywood junkies

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FFYFBDZD2OHCW4IFLRXSGY4ZZU Dan J

    She was hot a few years ago, teeth notwithstanding, she is now a hollow druggie. Look at her eyes and complexion. Train wreck of a human being.

  • Vegasguy

    She’s a skank……

  • Angelo R. Mozilo

    As if she’s ever shown evidence of having good genes; already looks about 10 years older since April

  • Leung Kimberley

    Well it actually looks like tooth decay from a chronic bulimic or anorexic amongst her other unhealthy lifestyle choices. When your constantly vomiting or depriving yourself of valuable nutrients your teeth start to decay. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/Realman1000000000000 Real Man

    Yes it is. It’s in the dictionary. I despise when people who think they know something actually don’t and instead make themselves look more ignorant. :P 

  • Guest

    Average!!!!!!!….. yeah the average crack head lmao

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_P5D76TFWFQP5N3VMEPBDAT5PHI Dawn

    I have gum disease that I’m trying to remedy, and even my mouth doesn’t look that bad! My teeth are still white, I admit my gums aren’t exactly thrilling, but seriously? this girl has a problem! She’s in denial, and her mother used her to get fame and money. Sad really.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_R3BHCCZ3FP7LN5M7EUF6T2S6RM Kassie

    It’s not a word.  You’re looking in a dictionary that must include slang and informal words.

  • http://twitter.com/trialia Trialia

    People, no. That’s what *bulimia* does to the mouth, not meth. And trust me, I know – my front teeth are full of fillings from acid damage when I was a teenager, and Lindsay has a history of eating disorders.

  • guest

    The enamel problems may be from bulimia, but that DOES NOT explain the blackening, which is most definitely from smocking cocaine, or as we like to call it, CRACK!!!

  • Jin dang

     Blood dried into plaque will cause black, brown or dark purple calculus around and below the gum line. The prescription mouthwash chlorhexidine gluconate will cause plaque to turn brown and form into calculus. It could also be food. You people obviously have no clue what you’re talking about, you’re all pathetic little drama queens who sit in front of the TV watching E and TMZ while stuffing your chubby faces with greasy chips. You should have stayed in school. Get a life losers

  • Caper_jc

    Irregardless is an informal term commonly used in place of regardless or irrespective, which has caused controversy since it first appeared in the early twentieth century. Most dictionaries list it as “nonstandard” or “incorrect”.

  • Caper

    Irregardless is an informal term commonly used in place of regardless or irrespective, which has caused controversy since it first appeared in the early twentieth century. Most dictionaries list it as “nonstandard” or “incorrect”.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/FOJVZK3OBBOL6XDYRV4PEZEK2E Dr. P

    Well, at least you’re correct about her family and that Lindsay needs help. Your teeth probably are no better. What you see is a 25 year old woman with healthy pink gums and a woman who obviously doesn’t believe in trips to the dentist. for normal cleanings. To say her teeth are the result of meth or heroin just screams your ignorance. But hey…nice try!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/FOJVZK3OBBOL6XDYRV4PEZEK2E Dr. P

    There you go Skippy…two points! This is a girl who doesn’t like dentists and obviously hasn’t heard about over the counter bleaching products. You’ve never seen junkie teeth so, honestly, shut up before you completely convince people of your ignorance!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/FOJVZK3OBBOL6XDYRV4PEZEK2E Dr. P

    Way to rock the Google!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/FOJVZK3OBBOL6XDYRV4PEZEK2E Dr. P

    Google images of meth mouth..I think you’ll see this is just poor hygiene Skippy.

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/FOJVZK3OBBOL6XDYRV4PEZEK2E Dr. P

    Yes…they are Google meth mouth and click images. You’ll see how ignorant and judgmental you are. I bet you see teeth like hers every time you look in the mirror!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/FOJVZK3OBBOL6XDYRV4PEZEK2E Dr. P

    Wow…you liked ripping Wiki off so much you had to bring that crap up twice?

  • DrCapp

    Dr P, 

    YOU are showing your ignorance.  I am a Endodontist with board certification in Perio and Diseases of the teeth and gums.  Hers is a textbook example of dentin decay due to either malnourishment or partial erosion due to high acidity (vomit, toxic levels of drug use).  Do your homework before you further show how little you know.  She has professed to high drug use and has been caught doing so.  I have a practice as should you, so practice it and stop wasting your time with blogging repeatedly.

  • Anonymous

    DrCapp,
    i hope you dont regularly refer to yourself as “a Endodontist”…..if you are having problems paying your office bills maybe you should take an English 101 class

  • Guest

    More like adderall and pills

  • Commos

    Seriously? http://www.aae.org/ American Association of Endodontists.

  • Lacatro

    Okay, I AM speaking from experience. I was a heroin, meth, and crack/coke addict. I have been clean for seven years. I am still having,to deal with the effects that drugs had on my teeth. When I first saw these pics of Lindsay, the first thought was drugs. What I don’t understand, is that she has enough money to take care of her teeth. A lot of people aren’t that lucky.

  • http://twitter.com/Pink_birrd Molly

    Um, no, it isn’t in the dictionary to prove its proper English, it is there to demonstrate what a person intended to mean.
    Even dictionary dot com tells you ‘irregardless’ is incorrect.
    irregardless
    an erroneous word that, etymologically, means the exact opposite of what it is used to express, attested in non-standard writing from at least 1870s (e.g. ”Portsmouth Times,”Portsmouth, Ohio, U.S.A.,  April 11, 1874: ”We supported the sixsuccessful candidates for Council in the face of a strong opposition.

  • http://twitter.com/Pink_birrd Molly

    A friend of mine (and several others) have teeth that look like this. The one kid has a blackish brown spot between his teeth that looks like ACTUAL tooth decay. 
    This kid drinks Rockstars all day and smokes cigs. Rockstars and sodas are high in acidity and the smoking is what leave the tar/yellowish-ness near her gum line.

    Homegirl just needs TO BRUSH HER TEETH MORE THOROUGHLY.
    Shoot, my teeth are naturally less white than other peoples and I make a point of being careful to brush properly and NOT OVER-brush and cause more wear to my enamel. 

    Lindsay doesn’t have meth-mouth, not yet anyway. You all need to watch Greendays old video for “Green Stink-Breath’ in which one of the guys really gets teeth pulled because they deteriorated from smoking meth.

  • http://twitter.com/Pink_birrd Molly

    She needs to get rid of that brassy yellow straw she calls hair and go to a more flattering color. Her brows are too dark for that blonde.
    I wish she would try strawberry blonde, she would look better! AND she needs to stop messing with her lips, she looks like she got punched.
    Lindsay is being SO STUPID, her a$$ is going to back to jail for acting like a spoiled brat and continuing to do WHATEVER she pleases.
    She seems to think negative publicity is better than none, which in her case is ABSOLUTELY untrue.

    PULL YOUR SH!T together LINDSAY. If you won’t listen to a judge, who will you listen to???

  • http://www.cosmictap.com Anthony Citrano

    Adderall isn’t a pill? That’s like saying “alcohol and drugs.” Clue up, moron.

  • http://www.cosmictap.com Anthony Citrano

    She doesn’t have a dime. Who are you kidding?

  • No one

    actually it is not ignorance. There is provent data that drug use rots your teeth! and it is not a secret that lindsey has had issues with drugs in the past. It is your ignorance over looking this issue. Your ignorance is just as bad as the court systems; reinforcing her negative behavior!

  • Chiquita Bonita

    what a bunch of superficial assholes. get a life and u wont be so into what other peoples imperfect teeth look like.

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