We’re gonna let this infographic speak for itself, but we’ll add a few insights of our own.
Chipped, bitten, black polished nails: You’re Taylor Momsen!
Nude and perfectly manicured: You’re probably also wearing a strand of pearls and a pastel Polo.
Unadorned, though fairly long: For some reason, we think you went to Wesleyan.
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