First, you take careful measure to exfoliate in all the right places (just like the directions say to)! You towel dry, and then–you go for it: Endless slathering of the most plastic-scented, lightly peach-tinted self-tanning lotion. You even let it dry. You stand there. Naked. Just waiting, diligently.
And then, once the dust settles, you examine your masterpiece. And it’s a disaster. How ever did you manage to miss such a large spot? Why are you covered in the hue of Crayola Orange? It’s OK, we’ve all been there. But being that it’s self-tanning time, we’ve picked out five reliable self-tanning lotions that won’t make you regret leaving the house.
The Kardashian’s five-unit tanning system hit the shelves of Ulta just this month. Maybe it will make the list next time?
this is some kind of spaceship or something.