Name That Scent: Viva La Juicy Noir Smells Like A J.Lo & Pitbull Video

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Fragrance reviews are silly, but sometimes, fragrance marketing is even sillier. What do “playful pastimes” and “nostalgia” really smell like? So from now on, we’ll be crowdsourcing our own fragrance reviews. Read on to find out what our office thought about the latest sample to land on our desk. This week, we’re testing out Viva La Juicy Noir by Juicy Couture.

Fragrance: Viva La Juicy Noir by Juicy Couture

What Juicy Couture thinks it smells like: “A rich interpretation of the signature Viva La Juicy scent, it highlights the succulent ripe berry notes and gourmand accents, while adding a juicy touch of honeysuckle and a sultry hint of sandalwood.”

What we think it smells like:

  • “Rasberry lollies.”
  • “A cocktail-like champagne.”
  • “Cotton-candy scented Bath & Body Works.”
  • Fruity Pebbles.”
  • “A weird, fruit punch drink.”
  • “Rotting peaches.”
  • “Really sweet.”
  • “A hotel.”
  • “The set of a Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull music video.”
  • “A combination of Axe, Glow by Jennifer Lopez, and money.”
  • “How people wearing Juicy sweatsuits should smell.”
  • “Blowing bubbles.”
  • “The first perfume you’d give to a 15-year-old.”
  • “Chewing some berry-flavored gum after dousing myself in perfume.”
  • “After you finish Starbursts and smell the wrappers.”
  • “Youth trying to smell mature.”
  • Hollister.”
  • “Jealousy.”
  • “An airplane.”
  • Watch some Juicy Couture videos below for fun, and check out the rest of our fragrance reviews right here:

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