Arrested Development‘s Alia Shawkat Gets Her Fortune Read Before Fleeing the Country

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Have we ever mentioned that Alia Shawkat was our favorite part of Arrested Development? Why are you shaking your head? We totally always say that, like all the time.. *looks around nervously.* All the time. If anything, we believe that so fervently and feel that so authentically that it has manifested, in some Alex Mack type shit, as, like, another sentient being, so we no longer feel like we have to constantly articulate our adore since it can speak for itself. Bu-but not that we think Alia Shawkat’s career began and ended with Arrested Development — we are huge fans of Whip it. Ruby Sparks is also a film movie that we saw with our eyes.

What’s that? No, we’re not saying this because Shawkat showed up to her tarot reading with celebrity psychic and comedian Emily Heller with a bloody knife in hand! Where would you get that idea?! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Alia — if you need somewhere to hide or some unmarked bills for travel or a place to stash the body DVDs, just let us know. We’re here for you, girl. Remember that. Remember that and remember that we love life so much. We love living life. PLEASE DON’T KILL US.

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