HOLD EVERYTHING! The world’s collective dream is coming true. Yes, I’m being so bold as to say that this is the world’s dream. Everyone in Tibet, Malaysia, Iran, Canada, France, and the US, rejoice! Kristen Wiig is directing her first movie.
So far, the only details are that Kristen is pairing up with her longtime writing partner, Annie Mumolo, and that the two will be playing “best friends who find themselves in over their heads and out of their depth.”
What kind of movie could this possibly be? Cue the fantasy That’s So Raven stare into space:
Kristen and Annie are trapped in an underground pool, they can’t swim, and air is running out.
Kristen and Annie are trapped in an underground ball pit, they can’t throw, and air is running out.
- Kristen and Annie are trapped in an underground balloon party, they have no sharp objects, and air is running out