Tumblrs We Wish Existed: ‘My Hipster Grandparents’

Putting the broken hip in hipster.

We don’t believe in waiting for the fickle, impartial hand of the Internet to swoop in and bestow us with the next great, perfectly arbitrary Tumblr. It is our dogma that every whim and bizarre fancy deserves its own curated collection of images that one can mindlessly scroll through during the most tedious hours of the day. We’re taking back the Tumblr and presenting it on our own turf. Today’s theme: My Hipster Grandparents

That new FKA twigs joint is hot fire. I'm going to play it tonight when I'm DJing the Opening Ceremony party at Le Bain.

That new FKA twigs joint is hot fire. I’m going to play it tonight when I’m DJing the Opening Ceremony party at Le Bain.

Oh, I don't know if I can go to your dance recital, kiddo -- I was invited to Patti Smith's dinner party. She's serving meat in an authentic  churrasco-style. Everyone's going to be there.

Oh, I don’t know if I can go to your dance recital, kiddo — I was invited to Patti Smith’s dinner party. She’s serving meat in an authentic churrasco-style. Everyone’s going to be there.

It's normcore, you philistine.

It’s normcore, you philistine.

I'm not a bad dancer, I'm an ironic dancer. This Shlohmo track leaked so long ago that I would never dignify it with my good moves. Besides, I'm only listening to Jamaican ghostcore these days.

I’m not a bad dancer, I’m an ironic dancer. This Shlohmo track leaked so long ago that I would never dignify it with my good moves. Besides, I’m only listening to Jamaican ghostcore these days.

My band is called 934892SKIRTSUIT. The numbers are silent.

My band is called 934892SKIRTSUIT. The numbers are silent.

#turnt #bbq #brooklyn #rooftop #wayfarers #nofilter #summer

#turnt #bbq #brooklyn #rooftop #wayfarers #nofilter #summer

What do you mean, "what is Coachella?"

What do you mean, “what is Coachella?”

I made this stereo myself out of recycled car parts, shipping pallets, picture frames,  and vintage rotary phone wires. It doesn't work but my carbon footprint is small as fuck. Yeah, you can buy one from my Etsy shop.

I made this stereo myself out of recycled car parts, shipping pallets, picture frames, and vintage rotary phone wires. It doesn’t work but my carbon footprint is small as fuck. Yeah, you can buy one from my Etsy shop.

I checked my privilege at the new Kara Walker exhibit so hard, man.

I checked my privilege at the new Kara Walker exhibit so hard, man.

I'm not a "blogger," I'm an Internet creator.

I’m not a “blogger,” I’m an Internet creator.

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