One of the most surprising and insidious monsters in the Internet dark is the think piece on pubic hair. The grooming war has pitted sister against sister, divided an entire nation across the bikini line. It takes a courageous warrior to wade into these hot, waxy waters of discussion — we all remember what happened to the headquarters of the short-lived interest blog MyBurningBush.com. To think that a group of otherwise level-headed female Gillette employees would leave the building a smoldering wreckage all the while chanting “I’m your Venus, I’m your fire”… O! The irony!
Despite the incredible danger she now faces, Janeane Garofalo spoke out on our hair down there. Watch the below clip from A Night at Whiplash, Splitsider’s cinematic snapshot of the UCB Theater’s popular weekly standup show, to see what your favorite curmudgeonly comic has to say about your preferred mode of intimate grooming:
WATCH: An Artistic But NSFW Approach to Female Body Hair
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