The unspoken rules of female friendship are complex and plentiful — always participate in the email chain, never look too cute for girls’ night (who are you trying to impress — you’re just with your girls), gossip lest ye be left out of happy hour drinks, brunch plans are like the Bruce Willis in Sixth Sense of plans, i.e., dead to begin with — but above all things, a good ladyfriend must protect her kindred from suitors with ill-intent. How do we, mere mortals, fight Tinder trolls, OkCupid commitment-phobes, one-night stands in relationship’s clothing, and Nice Guys™? Take a cue from #hotmessmoves and sharpen your interrogation skills.
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