Watch the Live Stream of the 2014 Golden Globes Red Carpet

It might have been Socrates who asked, “Is there a way to announce an awards-show live stream that hasn’t been done before?” Of the most abused forms — including The Hastily-Slapped-Online Non-Post — he was probably referring to The List of Inane Rhetorical Questions, which has to be the most irritating: “Will Diane Kruger be there? Will Tina Fey wear a mustache again? Isn’t Kerry Washington still pregnant?”

To introduce tonight’s Golden Globes, we’re turning our backs on convention and taking an innovative approach that matches our newly spiffed-up exterior. Watch this space for the red-carpet live stream and enjoy our haikus. If you’re good, we may even take a crack at a sonnet for the Grammys.

Not another gown
That looks like a mermaid’s tail
Kill us quickly, please

The world is watching
Waiting to see if JLaw
Will fall down again

Snacks, give us the strength
To write about errant boobs
Without much giggling

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