When Sex Toys Meet Science: 8 State-of-the-Art Vibrators

Last week we traumatized your reproductive system with some of the worst vibrator ideas ever created by man (we’re certain no owner of a vagina would have approved something called the Death by Orgasm 10 Speed Scorpion Bullet Vibrator). So to re-convince you that solo orgasms don’t have to be terrifying, here are the best vibrator ideas in recent history.

We are still yet to actually try any of these, so think of this as more of an ode to the intersection of sex toys and science. The latter has never been so arousing.

1. The Lelo Ora
The toy that licks, flicks, and never asks you to return any favors. According to Lelo, the Ora is “the first ever sensual massager to offer long, seductive swirls and intense pulsations on and around the clitoris.” The latest model also has a new setting called INTENSE (their caps, not ours), and scores extra points for not actually looking anything like a vibrator.

2. The Ultimate G
This vibrator is designed by gynecologists and promises to “take you to the third level of orgasms”. What will you find there? Bonus rounds? An extra life? We don’t know, but we’re willing to violate what looks like a benevolent CGI alien inspecting its fingernails to find out.
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3. The 16GB Crave Duet Lux 
Traveling for business and pleasure? Don’t leave home without the ultimate nerd’s wet dream — an elegant vibrator with a built-in USB connection for discreet charging. It also includes 16GB of storage. Perfect if you need to transport any raunchy visual stimulation to complement the physical stuff.
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4. The We-Vibe 4
The most recent incarnation of the We-Vibe couples vibrator looks just as innocent and therefore confusing as the original, but promises “better fit, heightened intensity and more control”. You’re supposed to wear this thing during sex for extra stimulation to the G-spot and clitoris, so you can “share the vibe”. It also has an wireless remote. Do with that information what you will.
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5. The Clone-A-Willy
Easily one of the least lame craft projects around, this vibrating replica kit gives a whole new meaning to the phrase do-it-yourself. It’s available in as many skin tones as some brands of BB cream, and in a variety of substances, ranging from the original moulding gel to glow-in-the-dark and edible milk chocolate — for those who really, really want candy.
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6. The OhMiBod Music Vibrator
The creators of the world’s most orgasmic panties have also come up with their own answer to the traditional dual-stem “Rabbit” style vibrator. In Music Mode, connect an iPod/iPhone (or any mp3 player), and the vibe will let you feel the music in ways you’ve definitely never felt the music before.
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7. The Cascade Self-Lubricating Vibrator
Yup, this is why science exists. This satiny shaft will lube itself right up with Cascade’s patented LubePlay self-lubrication technology so you never have to press pause again. There are three models available, the Ripple (for G-spot stimulation), the Wave (which has a ribbed shaft), and the standard Flow.
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8. The Cone
This is the Seamless of vibrators, delivering maximum pleasure with minimal effort. The hands-free design can be used in a myriad of ways, four of which you can see via some really great diagrams on the company’s website. It might even have “muscle rehabilitation” benefits for those of you who have been slack with your Kegel exercises lately.
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Related links:
The 5 Worst Vibrator Ideas in World History
These High Tech Panties Are Literally Orgasmic
Taylor Momsen is Bored With Men, Loves Her Vibrator

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