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WATCH: Toddlers And Tiaras‘ Infamous Star Steals Things Backstage

If you didn’t see Alana, the Toddlers And Tiaras star known round the Internet for calling everyone and everything “honey boo boo child” on Dr. Drew last week, then we feel sorry for you. But we do have something that will make up for your loss: video of Alana getting ready to go on air with the TV psychiatrist. Ka-ching!

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In the video, Alana takes a wad of $1 bills out of the pocket of somebody’s jeans and runs around her dressing room while yelling, “I’m rich!” and “Ka-ching!” Meanwhile, Alana’s handlers (by which we mean her parents, bless their hearts) try to curl her hair and besequin her little frame in an attempt to prepare her for the big time.

We don’t see Alana drinking any of the now-infamous Go Go Juice, which her mother has explained is basically a soda mixed with an energy drink (Mountain Dew and Red Bull? Sprite and Monster?), but it’s pretty clear she’s had some when she says she wants $100,000, gets angry and yells for no reason, and then proudly proclaims that she stole someone’s chocolate.

Here’s hoping whoever it was that’s missing their chocolate won’t miss it too much. It’s long gone now.

Take a look at the video below.

[BuzzFeed]



  • Anonymous

    I watched one episode and felt dirty afterwards.

  • Julia

    She is so annoying. Oh my god. And her parents made her that way. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/jespurp jessica elizalde

    she is a child. and i feel like i am watching on of those like intervention shows where they show the cracked out dudes having episodes… 

  • Anonymous

    The child through no fault of her own, is turning into a duplicate of her mother. And, I use the word “mother” lightly.

  • honey boo boo mama

    lol..funny how ppl talk but we was in a green room by ourselves that’s her dads jeans she gets the money out of that was hers …and that’s her h/m person doing her hair…but its oh k she loves the attention this episode of dr drew will air on feb 2 this was a behind the scenes that tlc done b4 we went on we will also b on extra next week and good morning america is coming to film monday so I hope y’all will watch

  • tiffches

    Why was Alana not corrected for stealing? That is a crime and no matter what her age, she should have been callled out for it. I thought Dr Drew was smarter than to let a child steal and not say anything.  Evidently she is not taught values at home. She should have been disciplined

  • Jmy

    omg she is like so funny.

  • Case Study of Freakshow

    I’m sorry, could you provide a Gibberish to English translation?  You must understand, we understood you were a native speaker of English, and we don’t speak Gibberish here.  It is vitally important for the sociological, psychological, ethnographic, and anthropological implications of our study to be certain that we get an accurate picture of this curious explanation for the behaviors under observation.

  • Christina_boyd

    what episode of toddlers & tiaras is she in?

  • Jenerz00

    I agree with Julia.  This kid IS annoying.  I also don’t think she’s that cute.  Clearly this family is unaware of the obesity problem in America.  The mom doesn’t think the M.D. and energy drinks are hurting her 6-year-old?  Wake up!!!!  Look at that belly Alana is showing off.  It’s chubby.  Instead of using her “coupon saved” money on pageants, maybe she should use it to join a gym.  She would set a GOOD example for her child for once.

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