WATCH: Anderson Cooper Uses Bird Poop Eye Cream
On Cooper’s eponymous show this afternoon, co-host Jill Martin dabbed som bird poop cream onto his puffy eye bags before he could finish reading just what was being applied. After stumbling over the word “geisha” (“Gay-sha, gee-sha…”), Cooper finally finds out that his face just got pooped on by a nightingale. He bears with it for a few seconds before trying to wipe the stuff off, but just gets the (presumably bad smelling) cream into his eyes. All in a day work for a hard-hitting journalist, right?