WATCH: Anderson Cooper Uses Bird Poop Eye Cream

by Jada Wong | 5:49 pm, January 2nd, 2013

Anderson Cooper is a total ~~fox~~ trouper. Not only is he cool with the world knowing he doesn’t wash his denim, but he’s also kinda sorta okay with the idea of wearing bird poop on his face.

On Cooper’s eponymous show this afternoon, co-host Jill Martin dabbed som bird poop cream onto his puffy eye bags before he could finish reading just what was being applied. After stumbling over the word “geisha” (“Gay-sha, gee-sha…”), Cooper finally finds out that his face just got pooped on by a nightingale. He bears with it for a few seconds before trying to wipe the stuff off, but just gets the (presumably bad smelling) cream into his eyes. All in a day work for a hard-hitting journalist, right?