HSN’s ‘Spanx For Your Arms’ Are Really Just Sleeves
In a world where internet shopping exists, it confuses us that channels like QVC and HSN are still around. Do people really sit around and watch that stuff? Well yes, they do. Because if they didn’t, they wouldn’t know about Ch’Arms — Kathy Najimy’s Spanx-for-your-arms product. And that would be a damn shame.
The eagle eyes over at Jezebel found this gem being peddled by the chick who was Kirstie Alley‘s sidekick on Veronica’s Closet (okay, you know you remember that show, too). But this is the thing… Kathy is trying to sell us a shirt. A boobless shirt. This stretch rayon creation is simply baffling. Says the inspring copy on the HSN website:
Beauty and confidence go hand-in-hand when wearing this lightweight sleeved garment. Say goodbye to bulky layers and let this top open up a world of wardrobe possibilities. Easily conceal your arms under almost any garment while revealing a more incredible you.
You do not need to spend $29.90 (plus shipping and handling) to conceal your arms! That is what garments with sleeves are for! And wearing Ch’Arms just gives you awkward-looking sleeves on shirts that aren’t meant to have them! Sorry for all the exclamations but WTF Ch’Arms!