Crimes Of Fashion: Barbie Steals A Gatorade
It is physically impossible, no matter how much plastic surgery one may get, to look like Barbie. Physically, it just doesn’t work to be that tall, have that small of a waist, and double DD’s. You’d topple over.
But one man put on his Barbie best as a disguise in an attempted robbery. Armed with a gun, a pink jumpsuit, a blonde wig, and a white handbag, he entered a stationary store in Lynbrook, Long Island.
According to reports, the man took his gun out of the white handbag, and demanded the cashier empty the register. When the cashier couldn’t open it up, the man simply stole a Gatorade and left.
All of that for a Gatorade? We thought for sure Barbie would opt for something a tad bit chicer. But at least he made a fashionable escape.