WATCH: Nicole Richie Is Not A Great Wingwoman
Dating in New York is hard, but dating in LA looks even harder — at least if you’ve got Nicole Richie as your wingwoman.
For the latest episode of #CandidlyNicole our humble protagonist attempts to get her friend Erin Foster wifed up at a wine tasting. Sounds easy enough, all Erin wants is East Coast coolness, Southern values, West Coast ease, Northern style, and none of their accents. Oh, “and a guy who’s never loved anyone else.”
If you’re in the man market yourself, watch the video for tips on what sort of vibes to radiate towards the male species (hint: think “damsel in distress” rather than “psycho killer”) and witness some Class A negging from dudes and sort-of from Nicole herself: “I just think that you’re not getting any younger. I mean you’re pretty, but you were prettier last year.”
We won’t spoil the ending, but we kinda want to marry Erin ourselves. With friends like these, who needs enemies or a husband?
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