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British Designer Creates Dress From Thousands Of Cow Nipples

We’ve got pretty tough stomachs here at Styleite, but there’s one thing we’ve seen today kinda makes us want to vomit. Specifically? The dress British designer Rachel Freire made of over 3,000 cow nipples and plans to show at Paris Fashion Week.

The dress, which resembles nothing so much as an overwrought bra and bustle covered in pinkish beige florettes, is decorated with nipples that Freire collected from the scrap heaps at various British tanneries. It is intricately made and impressively detailed. It also sort of mades us vomit just a touch in our mouths the first time we saw it.

You see, there are a few people who are already outraged that this garment is in existence because it takes the way animals are treated in the pursuit of their skin, fur and meat to an even deeper level of denigration. We just find it supremely gross. Like, seriously. We would sooner lick the handrails on the last car of the 6 train than get within arm’s length of this garment, because the fact that it is made from nipples (NIPPLES) gives us the heeby-jeebies.

Already animal rights activists have denounced the dress as “sickening and repulsive,” and they’re right. It’s a nasty effing dress. We’re at least going to give Freire some credit for trying to turn scraps into something, but at the end of the day, this is essentially a leather dress. And if PETA and the like were proportionally outraged about other garments made of leather, then we’d understand their morality-based outrage about this dress.

Friere, whose new collection is appropriately called Nippleocalypse, told The Daily Mail she’s just trying to stir the pot.

“To be called a fashion designer is odd. I am an artist in wolf’s clothing … What I am doing is recycling. The people criticising are clearly clueless about the amount of leather wasted on a daily basis.”

Yeah. We think she’s an attention-seeker who might be a little clueless as to what qualifies as art. Take a look at her, um, creation, below.



[The Daily Mail]



  • Maliagriggs

    VOM

  • Roswell

    I think it’s beautiful. These offcuts would only be thrown away anyway- how is it different to leather?

  • J. Gravelle

    You had me at “3000 nipples”:

    http://www.dailyscoff.com/fashion/show-us-your-nipples-all-3000-of-em/

    Her:  ”Is it cold in here or is it just me?”

    Him:  ”Well, from the looks of your dress…”

    -jjg

  • Safaristones

    I can taste the vomit in my mouth!  Totally gross!

  • http://profiles.google.com/tnash71 Tim Nash

    This is why I will not shed one tear for this jackass planet next December 21st. Actually, I hope the end comes slowly and it’s not just all at once. Maybe, the electrical grid can fail by this spring and and it will give me months of entertainment. It would suck being in Somalia right now because things might actually get better for them which is nice but VERY boring. Nope, this lucky dog gets to watch Americans kill each over T.V.s that won’t even turn on! Better yet, it may get bad enough (good enough) that cannibalism will take off and I can watch these blood thirsty animals eat each other instead of some poor helpless cow.

  • Ribuyer

    Amen tim and if aliens come to take over the planet they can count on me for support!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jespurp jessica elizalde

    i think it is the same as any other piece of leather, just hide from a dead animal. it is quite comical. and if she used its penis as a leather glove, that would be hilarious.  good for the runway but not to wear home. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/mdoo93 Modupe Oloruntoba

    True, it’s no different to leather. I don’t particularly like it, but I can appreciate the workmanship and creativity that goes into making something this unique. fashion rocks. :)

  • Xxspifferificxx

    Heh the model even looks disgusted to be wearing it.

  • Kristy McMillan

    Wow, I could have gone my whole life without knowing something like that could be created. I know we use leather in a lot of ways, but dang…nipples? I’m actually surprised Gaga didn’t come up with it. I bet she’s mad…hahahaha.

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