WATCH: At Home With Toddlers & Tiaras‘ Most Terrifying Contestant

by Verena von Pfetten | 2:30 pm, February 3rd, 2012

Everyone’s favorite Go Go Juice guzzling, Toddlers & Tiaras star, Alana, was on Dr. Drew’s Lifechangers show yesterday (where else!), which means we have no shortage of Honey Boo Boo Child monologues and energy-drink antics to share with you today.

We wish the point of the show was to get Alana off the caffeine and onto a more nutritionally beneficial substance, but alas, the closest we got to a P.S.A. was Dr. Drew testing the Go Go Juice and complaining that it made his tongue swell and his mouth feel fuzzy.

This is Alana backstage, where she harasses a production assistant…

And this is Alana at home, after chugging — yep, you guessed it! — more Go Go Juice.

And this is what happened when Dr. Drew tried the Go Go Juice for himself:

On that note, we’re going to go find ourselves a head of broccoli.

Honey Boo Boo Child Toddlers & Tiaras

KathyK

Why has Child Protective Services not taken this kid away from her parents?
http://barefoot-duchess.blogspot.com/ Barefoot Duchess Blog

The child looks drunk or something that makes her eyes look sleepy and talking nonsense. Is this legal? Is this woman who is called her mother allowed to do that to her child?
http://www.facebook.com/jespurp jessica elizalde

why was that child wearing makeup? oh my god! CPS got called on me when i was little because i was watching my sister when i was 10 for a few hours… but seriously, this doesnt suffice for child abuse. giving her red bull? how young is she? do you want her to look like you [mother]? wtf
Lrichards510

I can’t believe that CPS hasn’t investigated all of these parents! As a therapist I can say that these kids will need years of therapy!
Miss USA

That’s the MOST redneck child on the planet – keep drinking that poison and soon she gonna look just like her fat ass mama. This trash gives decent Southerns a bad reputation Honey Booger Eater.
Anonymous

It’s not the child’s fault, it’s the mother’s fault for permitting her child to consume the energy drinks, & for not teaching her child a few basic manners. It’s also the toddlers & tiara production company’s fault, as they insist on all out glitz for little girls, instead of judging them on natural looks.
It’s also TV programs & websites like this who are at fault, as they continue to sensationalize the child. Until that changes, little miss, ”Honey Boo Boo child”, who is obviously enjoying the spotlight shone on her, will only get worse.
Anonymous

that. chin.
Sharonbrister

She is a double of her fat mother, you can already tell that. Nothing cute about her. I agree all these
little bit— should be taken from their parents. I have watched the show 2 or 3 times and they all need
their bottoms whiped
Ylovej

OMG :( shame on you mom. I’m a mother too and I wouldn’t let my sons drink soda + energy drink. Hell, I only let my son drink fanta when he’s 6 after hours of begging (ad that’s only once a month, not even a full can). Let kids be kids … Agree with you all above, CPS? Hours of therapy? Child obesity? There is nothing cute about Alana. She’s fat and unhealthy. Please styleite.com, make story about Alana when she’s 18 and 25. I’d like to find out what she grew up as … Or perhaps an interview with the mom/guardian? :( This is sick.
oldemama

White trash is alive and well on Toddlers and Tiaras. Maybe they should go for a bit more alliteration in the title and call it ‘Trashy Toddlers in Tiaras’.
This child is obese, obnoxious and heading down the wrong path in life thanks to mom. Talk about living vicariously through your children. That mom should lose custody. NOW!!!

WATCH: At Home With Toddlers & Tiaras‘ Most Terrifying Contestant

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