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Jessica Simpson Is Very Naked And Very Pregnant On ELLE’s Cover

Did you know that Jessica Simpson is pregnant? Because she is! And now she’s naked on the cover of ELLE magazine’s April issue.

In addition to learning plenty about the curvature of Jessica’s pregnant belly, we also learn the sex of her baby: it’s a she.

“Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!” she blurts out, her Dallas accent swooping back in this moment of heightened anxiety. “Eric is so athletic. We’re gonna have this ath-a-letic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping.”

The horror.

Read more and see the rest of the photos over on ELLE.com.





  • Stylishsophie

    This is super awkward.

  • Anonymous

    …and pointless.

  • Shay

    Such a has-been. Next!

  • Jerry Baustian

    Not all pregnant women are beautiful. But I love looking at the ones who are.

  • Fräulein Schlau-Schlau

    I love the old pictures of Cindy Crawford and Demi Moore. They look more natural … I think they didn’t have any photoshop by then.

  • http://twitter.com/littlesebastien Sebastien

    I like it

  • http://twitter.com/madforfashion78 Berty Morales

    She looks stunning and I can’t wait to receive my copy!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/IYTAVNI2DAVPFDOUFJ7C56HVAI Cody

    Thank god for PHOTOSHOP ! I bet u a mil she would not look that good without make-up, and especially photoshop enhancement ! 

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Marilyn-Casey/100000735741882 Marilyn Casey

    the earrings so set it off :)

  • Lea Lipp

    Why is here bellybutton on the left side?! Photoshop is ruining it all… Could have been a nice pic. Jessica gots it all wrong… http://chezlipp.blogspot.com/

  • Anonymous

    how surprising of her *rolling eyes*

  • Rafox_188

    With the advent of PhotoShop, why even bother taking a pic at all? So little of this shot is actually authentic, there really is no point to it at all whatsoever. They could’ve just put up a pic of a pregnant Smurfette and it would’ve had the same amount of reality. Lame.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/LFTAOUEU5NWVZUI4YMXE2FULSE Cc

    luckyvogue.blogspot.com

  • Guest

    When was this photo taken?  In the pictures released from her baby shower last week she was WAY bigger than this.

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