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WATCH: Is This Jordache Ad The Worst Jeans Commercial Ever?

We take it for granted that most commercials aren’t great, but this Jordache jeans commercial is extra not great.

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The commercial stars Katrina Bowden (the blonde girl from 30 Rock) walking out of a Brooklyn brownstone sometime in the 1970s, wearing an appropriately high-waisted pair of Jordache jeans. Then all of a sudden you’re in the 80s, Katrina has big hair and her jeans are acidwashed and have ruffles. In the 90s, she finally manages to make it to her car, but everything except her jeans is completely devoid of color. (Yeah. The 90s were rough for all of us.)

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Then finally, she steps out of her car into the present day. And what did we learn from this four-decade trip down sportswear’s memory lane? That Jordache will make so-so jeans for you, and that if you want them, you have to go to Wal Mart.

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  • Anonymous

    I just don’t think her butt looks good in any of them

  • Anonymous

    I expected something terrible from your over exaggerated speal. It was fine, not the best, but fine for a budget priced jean commercial. There’s a lot of Americans out there who’s only choice is to shop at Wal Mart, Justin,  Why is that a problem with you?

  • Bikerk

    While I generally don’t equate fashion with Wal-Mart, I have no issues with this commercial. In fact I think it’s rather good. Many people remember Jordache from the 70s & 80s. I think it’s smart marketing for that demographic. “Ah, Jordache. I remember them.”

  • http://leatherandporridge.blogspot.com/ Leather & Porridge

    So awesome

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