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Brazilian Mag Shops Tons Of Makeup On Justin Bieber’s Face

UPDATE: TodaTeen released a statement saying that it did not do anything to alter Bieber’s face, blaming those smoky eyes to a computer glitch. Mmhmm.

We could not help noticing your comments and tweets from the picture of Justin on the cover of Star Todateen. We would like to say that there was no change made in the area of the singer’s eyes. We had a technical problem that darkens certain areas of the photo. We also want to say that all of us find Justin very naturally beautiful. We’d never think it’s necessary to alter pictures of him. Natural beauty says it all, right?

[Via The Huffington Post]

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With all of Justin Bieber‘s forays into the beauty business, it was really only a matter of time before a South American teen zine shopped an almost offensive amount of lip gloss onto the Canadian pop sensation’s lips.

No, really – that’s exactly what happened to the Biebs on the cover of todateen Star, which as far as we can tell is Brazil’s answer to J-14. The cover lines are in Portuguese, so we can’t read them, but what’s plain to the see is how flawlessly robotic and, well, womanly Bieber looks with that pale pink lip gloss and a well-applied smoky eye worthy only of Taylor Momsen. That he’s wearing an entire Estee Lauder counter’s worth of foundation is, well, just really really funny.

It’s not a Photoshop disaster at the magnitude of, say, chopping off an arm to make a waist look smaller, but it’s still pretty remarkable. We foresee 14-year-old boys the world over worrying about under-eye puffiness, starting now.




[The Daily What via Tabloid Prodigy]



  • http://heart-strutter.org Brigitte

    lulz wtf.

  • J Baustian

    He really needs to get laid.

    I mean, he really needs to have some really good sex with a girl. And work construction for a few months, or go on a trail drive, or at least hang out with some genuine male role models of a hetero nature.

    Later on he can decide what kind of man he wants to be. But it’s certain that he can’t keep playing as a little girl forever. Puberty is inevitable, except for castrati.

  • http://www.gida5000.wordpress.com Gida5000

    ewwww!

  • amyc

    It says:
    10 Super posters incredible of the JUSTIN

    Total JB
    Interview with the cat
    Writing of the film 3D
    Much Flagras

    70 photos E to pass badly

    Only here Bieber game a game alone for beliebers!

    Justin Bieber Oh my Bieber! Absolutely everything on the super talented (and pretty) of music

    That’s a combination of my (very limited) Portugese and Babelfish.

    I personally think it’s better in a different language.
    Oh my Bieber!
    :))

  • amyc

    I mean
    of The incredible Justin
    Hehehehehehehe
    :)

  • Cassyyy

    u got that right! wtf they trying to do make him look even more gay!

  • talor

    Right! like seriously he does need to get laid thats all that boys think about and he doesnt even try too! WOW he really is gay cant wait to tell everyone about him. haha not

  • Sanne Nijeboer

    I hate you guys. jb is a real nice guy.

  • Asd

    BWHAHAHAHAHAH LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • Www Dipset

    he looks stupid didn’t he think when they started putting lip gloss onto stop and run?

  • Jéssica Barros

    ehh..um tanto diferente…
    Mais n muda o fato dele ser lindoo

    twitter:
    @jessicabarros05

  • Nadine_jenta34

    I love justin! <3 don't do that to him!

  • Nadine_jenta34

    I love Justin!<3 Don't do that to Him !

  • Nadine_jenta34

    Yes, Justin is a REAL. Beatifule boy <3 and Justin have a beatifule voice !! <3 Justin Drew Bieber Is My Life! <3 Dont say "Ooo, I hate justin" OMG, I HATE YOU THEN YOU SAY OOOO, I HATE JUSTIN HE IS SO UGGLY JUSTIN YOU MOST DIEEE!!!!! " I HATE YOU!!!!!

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