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Justin Bieber Wore Glasses And Carried A Snake On The Red Carpet

Tonight, Justin Bieber walked the Video Music Award red carpet in red pants, gold chains, Terry Richardson glasses, and with a small white snake wrapped around his right arm. We wish we were joking.

This is the exchange Entertainment Weekly had with him regarding the snake.

EW: What your snake’s name?
Justin Bieber: Johnson.

EW: Johnson! You dirty boy!
Bieber: I know. [laughs]

EW: Dude, your Johnson is small.
Justin: [Laughs and shakes his head.]

EW: What is he?
Justin: It’s a boa constrictor. It’ll get like four feet. It’s gonna get big.

EW: Has he peed on you yet?
Justin: No. I hope not!!

Um… Good thing he has a sense of humor?

Anyway, while we secretly hope this is some sort of meta ode to Britney, we’re pretty sure thinking that deeply about pop culture is above Bieber’s pay grade. What say you?





  • http://twitter.com/littlesebastien Sebastien

    he looks even more like a lesbian now that he finally waxed those caterpillar eyebrows

  • http://twitter.com/littlesebastien Sebastien

    and all that make up he’s wearing

  • Clarys

    Surely there is somthing deeply disturning about a [man]child carrying a snake around as if it were some kind of accessory – I imagine that PETA will have something to say…

  • Anonymous

    I mean isn’t just like Paris Hilton carrying around her Kinkajou?

  • Anonymous

    Beiber is rocking that YSL hard.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LASIK3PT7Z4QXQGTN4G4GZ3QYY Nayith

    YSL should do the same as A&F did with “The situation”…

  • Bikerk

    Animals should NOT be used as Accessories….EVER!

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