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This Year’s Kardashian Christmas Card Is Very Moody, Angry Affair

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The Kardashian Family Christmas Card is an annual affair as storied as the history of the holiday itself. No mere snapshot, the card encapsulates the Kardashians’ time and place and history and influence down to every last artfully photoshopped pixel. No feathered gowns and cutouts this year, for 2011 marked a year of strength and independence. Kim’s tuxedo is not just a tuxedo, it’s a statement, a battle cry, perfectly styled physical evidence that she has risen from the ashes of her over-wrought wedding, masterfully publicized divorce, and stepped into the media spotlight of 2012 stronger, richer, and ready for her photo op.

For a closer (albiet blurrier) look at the individual outfits, see below. And for a Kardashian Christmas Card retrospective, click here.



[via Celebuzz.]



  • http://twitter.com/TheHauteHoosier Maggie Conner

    Hahahahhaha This is SO WEIRD! Who does a Christmas card like this?

    http://thehautehoosier.blogspot.com/

  • hoping the oldest will get it

    Know what, if they only knew what they looked like and what they were like now….Im sure Mr. Kardashian would be rolling over many times…sorry I loved them in the beginning, when they were still feeling humans..but now,,,no more humanity…thats not a Christmas card…Its a family card from Italy, saying, money is hot, feelings are not…besides it is covering their feelings and loss for Dad…very sad indeed…

  • Anonymous

    Looks like the Adams Family to me.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=779007703 Christopher Lee

    lots of dolce and gabbana for the holidays it seems….

  • http://twitter.com/kathy_kitt ksqared

    I don’t like the Kardashians but cool picture.  I wonder if they photoshopped Kris Humphries out.

  • Kakakaardadash

    Is this suppose to be a Christmas card or a look how prefect we think we are. Sad so sad

  • Jesusfag

    they look like a bunch of cunt whore douche bags

  • Kelly

    Hate to see a family picture that just isn’t the whole family… Where are the Jenners???? Sad, or maybe they have too much class to “bowtie” up for this ”Christ-less Christmas” shoot!

  • Annaj59

    PHOTOSHOPPED = Kendall and Kim’s leg are photoshopped — Khloe is not that skinny – and Kourtney does not have big boobs—FAKE FARDASHIANS—

  • Jahroots24

    whores, the grinch family. 

  • Moonmother13

    If you had the $ you would do it too. It’s called Marketing folks. They are saving for their retirement. 

  • Sam ross

    don;t know why they receive all the attention they do I see better looking wemen on the street every day, not as worn out either. 

  • Jani

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