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Kate Upton Has Nothing To Say About Anything, Loves Assless Shorts

It’s the Friday evening of a holiday weekend, and things are slow. Molasses-level slow. As such, we’re going to update you on Kate Upton.

A lot of things about Kate make us sad — her burger sex commercial, the Jimmy Kimmel interview, that pathetic Met Gala story. So much sad. Today we have two new sad things to add to the list.

1. She played the “I have nothing to say about anything” card during an interview with the Daily Front Row.

What were your other haunts?
Every year at school, we went on a field trip to the Kennedy Space Center. I knew my way around there better than I knew my way around my school!


Did you ever want to be an astronaut?
No, I was there for the dried food.

AND!

Your uncle is the popular Congressman Fred Upton from Michigan.
Yes, he’s my dad’s brother, and they live three houses apart. Nobody looks at either one of us like celebrities, though. I only found out recently that he’s really powerful!


Do you talk politics?
I leave the politics to him. I did go to the White House Correspondents’ dinner, and it was a lot of fun. Obama was hilarious. I wouldn’t give the food an A+, but it was pretty good.

Also, this makes no sense:

Do you read?
Not on the beach. It’s too bright! You can’t see anything.

2. She likes assless jean shorts.


Sad.

 



  • Blugirl89

    You know, as much as I can’t stand all these carbon-copied, brainless bimbos, I think we all need to stop bashing on our fellow women and start talking about this industry (run mostly by men) that promote and sell women as sex objects. The truth is that the dumb sexpot has been shoved down men’s (and women’s) throats for decades, from Monroe to Kardashian. We can blame the female ”entertainers” who buy into and take advantage of this perverted system as well as the naive and pathetic men (and, again, women) who support it with their money, but it all starts at the top…

  • Shankar

    It is waste commenting on this BITCH.Doesn’t have common sense and she things without clothes people will like her.But she looks like a dirty bitch in the Beggars lane.Or else she must be having some kind of disease which is not curable.

  • Shankar

    Women like Kate doesn’t have minimum Manners.

  • http://www.prowebvideoonline.co.uk/web-video-marketing Chaya Mattison

    pathetic men (and, again, women) who support it with their money, but it all starts at the top…

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  • Jayseverino

    The people bagging her out are more pathetic. Finally theres a model with a real figure but people still find things to bitch about. Shes a young girl, in the spotlight having some fun and you morons act like she’s a prostitute.

  • Jayseverino

    “Does anything make you nervous?
    Sure, but I keep things in perspective. I’m just here to have a good time and if I mess up, I’m going to make it through it. One thing that makes me nervous is interviews—I hope that I come across well and my words aren’t twisted!”

    Thats from the interview in question and unfortunatly for Kate the monkeys over at styleite have twisted her words and taken passages out of context, good to see theres still no honour in journalisim.

  • Anonymous

    Kate is Looking so beautiful and sexy .
     http://www.zimbio.com/Health/articles/xG_XGZNjow7/Nuvoryn+Diet+Pills+Review+Buy+Nuvoryn

  • Ben

    Jeez….talk about bitching….
    Something tells me Julia doesn’t like that “blonde next door” who made it big time and is just trying to have fun.
    Is it cause she’s way hot or cause she’s not trying hard enough to be a diva?
    No wonder she gets nervous during interviews,seen as what bloggers do with them.

    Btw…I’m pretty sure the assless jean short is not her idea….duh.

  • Open your mlnd..

     You should keep your language clean, right,, doesn’t make you look any better,  you obviously are a very unhappy man,,, and you obviously loved looking at her,, just another, from a religious country, that masterbates to her, then calls her names,, come to think of it,, that’s most men!!!…hahah

  • Open your mlnd..

     Oh, forgot,, you really should learn English better before you type in public,, peace

  • Frank

    The editors at styleite are sad…. just sad. 

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/CLXOMLOELTYULNZ5XE36CI3HO4 Tamra

    Thats from the interview in question and unfortunatly for Kate the
    monkeys over at styleite have twisted her words and taken passages out
    of context, good to see theres still no honour in journalisim.  http://bit.ly/M1xYjk

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/OKIBQYBIQ747YB4UDSTXAW6GPY Judi

    Hi, very attractive image i like….
    http://bit.ly/KJHWi6

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/UPLQFVUCHH3XMTCKW3MPRVIH6Y Hettie

    The truth is that the dumb sexpot has been shoved down men’s (and
    women’s) throats for decades, from Monroe to Kardashian. We can
    blame the female ”entertainers”   http://bit.ly/JS8y2v

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/4C2LAIIK5JU52O64XV43N6KVUE Delma

    Thats from the interview in question and unfortunatly for Kate the
    monkeys over at styleite have twisted her words and taken passages out
    of context, good to see theres still no honour in journalisim.  http://bit.ly/xtHMi5

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_SH5QVENSTVG3FGY33SXLIC3XF4 C B

    Oh yeah? Try http://www.sexwars.xxx for example..you’ll see many “bimbos” like you and me everywhere that don’t need male interaction necessarily to show off their wiggle..you know..

  • Photoop2000

    “And she’ll have fun, fun, fun ’til her Daddy (Father Time) takes her T-bird away…”  Leave Katie alone!!!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/622VON4UUJQO72AMGW5B3OZL7I Bernadette

    You should keep your language clean, right,, doesn’t make you look any better,  you obviously are a very unhappy man,,  http://yhoo.it/OAS4jf

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/YRSPNVZSO4K53ALKEHN4JHL4K4 Rubye

    You should keep your language clean, right,, doesn’t make you look any
    better,  you obviously are a very unhappy man,,, and you obviously loved
    looking at her,,   

    http://skirt.com/imeldaeeyq

  • http://www.facebook.com/deborah.skeete.3 Deborah Skeete

    You know, as much as I can’t stand all these carbon-copied, brainless
    bimbos, I think we all need to stop bashing on our fellow women and
    start talking about this industry (run mostly by men) that promote and
    sell women as sex objects.

    http://skirt.com/particiaahyj

  • http://www.facebook.com/deborah.skeete.3 Deborah Skeete

    You should keep your language clean, right,, doesn’t make you look any better, you obviously are a very unhappy man,

    http://ipeace.us/profile/gretsrq

  • http://www.facebook.com/deborah.skeete.3 Deborah Skeete

    We can
    blame the female “entertainers”

    http://skirt.com/loreenjjw

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004004848018 James Johnston

    very good attractive body….

    http://www.teentz.com/profile/floyqxr

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100004004848018 James Johnston

    she looks like a dirty bitch in the Beggars lane.Or else she must be having some kind of disease which is not curable.http://skirt.com/salinamky

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