Kristen Wiig Thinks Online Shopping Is Better Than Crack

by Julia Rubin | 12:00 pm, December 6th, 2011

We have a total lady crush on Kristen Wiig. (Though, really, who doesn’t?)

She just posed for a bunch of pretty pictures for Paper, and she talked to the mag about her addiction to online shopping:

“Can you shoot up crack? Whatever you do with crack, online shopping is better than shooting up crack. I’m totally a sweater person. I wear them all year long. Leesa Evans, who helped on my costumes on Bridesmaids, told me ‘You have to stop buying sweaters.’ But I can’t help it. I like a sweater.”

We love sweaters, too! Also, this:

“Oh, you have an infinity scarf, too?” Wiig says, referring to our on-trend, circular neck-warmers. “We’re totally going to be best friends,” she jokes in a soft, sing-songy voice.

I play it cool, chuckling nervously (because being best friends with Kristen Wiig is something that I have actually — no joke — dreamed about) and am stopped short from blurting out “stars–they’re just like us,” when Wiig catches a glimpse of the tag: “Wait, yours is also Missoni? Well in that case, we’re definitely going to be best friends.”

“Yes, but — well, actually, mine’s Missoni… for Target.”

“Oh…” she trails off, smiling politely.

Sweaters and Missoni? We wonder if she’s BFFs with Drake. Check out Wiig’s pics from the magazine below: