Another Lady Joins The Naked Red Carpet Nobody Club

by Julia Rubin | 11:13 am, May 22nd, 2012

We’re quickly becoming experts on Naked Red Carpet Nobodies™, and today we have a new lady to induct into the exclusive club. Her name is Lady Victoria Hervey, you have no idea who she is, and yes, — she’s an actual lady!

If Micaela Schafer is the Nipple Nobody, Victoria is the Panty Nobody. She’s really into showing her skivvies, as HuffPost Style discovered this morning. We did some of our own investigating, and surmised this is basically her thing, along with insane plunging necklines.

But who is she?! According to a Hello!, Lady V (which is apparently what everyone calls her) is the daughter of “the sixth Marquess of Bristol, the first member of his family to go to prison for theft, and his third wife Yvonne, who had previously been his secretary”. Well then! In her 35 years, Victoria has been a receptionist, model, boutique owner, and actress, though she’s probably best described as a former party girl in the vein of Paris Hilton.

Let’s look at her ridiculous outfits. Cool? Cool.

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1.Panties.

2.(Obligatory closeup.)

3.More panties.

4.Even more panties.

5.Panties?

6.Panties??

7.Her signature plunging neckline.

8.Signature plunging neckline + wig.

9.White jumpsuit number 1.

10.White jumpsuit number 2.

11.White jumpsuit number 3.

12.Weird cutouts.

13.Weirder cutouts.

14.And a fish.

PREVIOUSLY: Micaela Schafer, Melody Thornton, Adrienne Bailon

Cannes Film Festival Cannes Film Festival 2012 Lady Victoria Hervey Naked Red Carpet Nobody

http://twitter.com/littlesebastien Sebastien

her cleavage is not attractive, especially in the white jumpsuit photo
Fanakar

The third dress with the weird cutouts in silver is the same dress Kesha wore to 2011 Billboard awards.
Psst

I don’t think I’d be doing those uber-low necklines with that funky cleavage.
Jerry Baustian

As the daughter of a marquess, does that mean she’s nobility? Or just faux nobility?
http://lenasblend.blogspot.com/ Lena’s Blend

Wow she really likes her cut-outs LOL

http://www.lenasblend.com
Mariana Fambriz

I smell attention whore! She shouldn’t show her chest that much it’s weird it has like a hole or something eug!
http://alexzubarev.com/magnetic-sponsoring-magnetic-sponsoring-review/ Kali Weatherford

actress, though she’s probably best described as a former party girl in the vein of Paris Hilton.
Darr247

Hey… I used to have the (mostly-decorative) bathmat that fish dress was made from!
http://twitter.com/daves29 Dave S

35?! That is truly frightening. I’d think she was between 45 and 55 if you hadn’t said otherwise, and I’m a 36 year old man.
Hehe24

Ugh! Not only is she unattractive, her clothes are uglier.
Theoccentre

another example of “money cant buy you class”

Another Lady Joins The Naked Red Carpet Nobody Club

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