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Everything You Need To Know About The David Lauren Bush Wedding

This weekend, Lauren Bush will marry David Lauren and become Lauren Bush Lauren. We weren’t invited to the fancy nuptials, but we do have some intel on what will go down.

WHO: 200 guests, including much of the Lauren and Bush clans. The bride’s grandparents George H.W. and Barbara Bush won’t be able to make it, and it’s unclear if her aunt and uncle, Laura and George W. Bush, will attend. Lauren’s parents divorced back in 2003, and her mom Sharon is bringing “dapper New York-based bachelor Prince Dimitri of Yugoslavia”.

WHAT: Weekend events include a picnic, softball game, and rodeo. Oh, and a rehearsal dinner.

WHERE: Double RL, Ralph Lauren‘s 17,000-acre ranch in Colorado. They have a saloon and teepees there!

WHEN: This weekend, duh.

DRESS CODE: “Black tie with a Western twist”. Lauren’s dress will be designed by Ralph, of course.

This sounds rather fun! Let’s hope some magazine has secured the rights to photos. We really want to see what this all looks like.

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  • Fayelee

    Let them make their own plans. I suggest they not waste allot of money because of their names but try to help others that are in so much need.These wedding only last for a short period of time. Hunger last allot more. I say hurry and make plans but keep others in mind, I think the world is getting tired of looking at expensive weddings when there is so need in this world for food ans somewhere to stay..

  • Sandirs

    Prince Dmitri is gay by his own admission and not a boyfriend of Sharon Bush.  I think she invited him to have a title aristo as a date.

  • Vet68doc

    Do you suppose they’ll out do Kim K’s outlandish wedding? May be George W. can finance it with the money the lobbist gave him over the years to screw the American People!

  • Anonymous

    What a HORRIBLE family she has!!  To not come to your grand-daughters’ wedding because you do not like her mother is RIDICULOUS!!  It confirms the character of the George H. W. AND the George W. Bush’s!!

  • Pjhanak

    I don’t understand some people. Did anyone ask that Clinton’s daughter to have a small wedding and think about the ones’ who have very little? I think people are just jealous and have so much hate for the Bush’s it’s awful!  Why are all the Democrats so hateful, and have to say such terriable thing’s? And for your information the elder Bushe’s can’t make it because of  their health, the elevation isn’t healthy for them. I know many people can not go there, I can’t, my 19 year old son went out there for vacation and ended up in the Hospital, the doctor told him when he get’s out, he better go back home or  it could be deadly for him. So before you are ready to condem anyone check out the facts and get your stories straight. And worry about your own family. My mother always said “people who talk badly about others,  is because they are unhappy themselve’s” and that is so very true!!!

  • kay

    And how did you come to that conclusion? Perhaps the mother is petty and did not invite them.

  • allan

    Hey ve68t doc!. most people who hated Bush said he was too dumb to take the money and screw the people. Now you have an affirmative action president who is bright enough to take down the nation. Hope and Change will cetainly make life better for your children,grandchildren and family.You deserve it.

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