Is Mary-Kate Olsen Dating A Sarkozy?
Page Six reports that 25-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen is involved with 42-year-old Olivier Sarkozy who a) is Nicolas Sarkozy‘s half-brother, b) works in finance, c) is divorced, and d) used to date fellow related-to-famous-person-person Stella Schnabel. The new couple apparently hung out in the Hamptons over Memorial Day weekend.
This can only mean one thing, people: MARY-KATE IS ABOUT TO BECOME BEST FRIENDS WITH CARLA BRUNI. This would be amazing. Also, Olivier is totally handsome in that middle-aged French financier kind of way. (Interestingly, he apparently goes by Oliver and speaks English with an American accent!)
But whatever, we’re still rooting for her and Kanye.