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PICS: This Is In The Running For Worst Wardrobe Malfunction Ever

Last month Adrienne Bailon set a new wardrobe malfunction standard. “Is this the world’s red carpet malfunction?” we asked. Perhaps, though former Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton sure did give Bailon a run for her money last night.

Thornton showed up at the Elle Women in Music event in a totally hideous, totally sheer dress that exposed her boobs and her bum (and her bellybutton). Did she really not know how see-through this thing was? Or did she do it so we, the unwitting media, would write about it despite not knowing who she is? Probably the latter.

Whatever. Want to know what this lady’s nipples look like? See below! (If not, sorry!)





  • Jwashin33

    Her face is beat to perfection nonetheless!

  • Kerry

    I don’t understand why Styleite is calling these ‘wardrobe malfunctions.’ Isn’t it obvious that these dresses were chosen and not an oops?

  • RedHead

    It must have been nippy that night! (sorry I just had to)

  • Anonymous

    And whats the problem here? 

  • Chrischance85

    She looks good at least.

  • Anonymous

    Exactly. There’s no way she didn’t intend this.

  • Anonymous

    Where the hell is the malfunction?  Maybe the malfunction is in the fact that this puritanical streak in America is just pathetic.  Hey, puritanical conservative Americans; stop being ignorant hypocrites.  You rail against this and at the same time love watching your blonde bimbos with their high cut skirts and their low cut shirts pontificating conservative talking points on Fox News.  Oh, yeah, then there’s your Sarah Palin hot chick obsession.

    And to the Styleite idiots who wrote this thread; where’s the malfunction when the obvious is shoved in your face?

    This crap is just stupid.  Good for ratings, good for outrage, but best at the biggest laugh at your pathetic outrage.

  • Anonymous

    Is this one of those dresses that can only been seen through when a camera flash cuts through the lay of the fabric?

  • palindrome82

    Oh no she didn’t! This chick is straight up naked. So thirsty. Welp….she got the attention she wanted.

  • Romney/Kony 2012

    Nice tits, Melody.

  • Rockyfisher

    I like the look!

  • Anonymous

    Not seeing the problem.

  • Anonymous

    Just one more reason to choose…..Ford Mustang.

  • Liqa Madiq Twice

    Not in this economy!

  • Anonymous

    Keeripes – if I were a woman at that age with that body trying to fire up a publicity buzz, I’d certainly do it. If you got it, flaunt as many square inches of it as you can. Good for her!

  • Anonymous

    … emphasis on “at least”. She actually looks FABULOUS.

  • Anonymous

    Not that her being naked is a bad thing. Thanks!

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/ON4HHDYPEEDF3USYEBHZ7CJBCU potvin

    Nice bod.

  • Anonymous

    Usually nipples are not allowed to appear in print.  Shocking.  We all have them.

  • Anonymous
  • Arion Hardison

    Exactly, malfunction my ass; that is pure awesome!

  • Anonymous

    I’ve examined the photo’s closely, and find no malfunction whatsoever. On the contrary, I only noticed perfect function.

  • Stings

     I believe it’s called sarcasm or jealousy…

  • palindrome82

    I assume you’re a man so of course you wouldn’t be offended. Tsk.

  • Ushisato

    WE’RE SHE OUT OF SANITY?

    SHE’S A TOTAL MENTALIST WHO REALLY BADLY NEEDS A DOCTORS “ATTENTION”!!!!

    TOTAL VOMITORIUM!!!

  • Novaski1

    LOVE it!!!

  • LUCIUSHEWLETT

    ‘BEE-YOOOOO-TEEE-FULLLL’…’…NICE TEETH TOO!!!’…

  • Anonymous

    Ford, at least in their advertising, does not allow this type of costume.  That’s all it is and it did it’s job getting who ever this woman is her 15 minutes?  I bet some of the Ford big wigs had a fit after their logo was “stripped bare” at this function.  As a man, look like a nice hairless body that would be fun behind closed doors but in front of my Brand, wouldn’t allow it.

  • Steph

    The problem is not the dress or what’s under it. It’s the makeup and what’s under that. This outfit screams butter-face.

  • Larkinvos

    If by “worst,” you mean “best,” then yes, I agree.

  • Anonymous

    She gets my vote for the “BEST DRESS” at the show !   Nice body and what I’m think’n is very NAUGHTY !!!!!

  • yeap

    Butterface.

  • Anonymous

    Way back in 1992 or so, a Movie came out called “Urban Cowboy.”  While John Travolta was the protagonist, the lean and mean Scott Glenn was the antagonist.

    In various scenes of the movie, Glenn wore an indigo blue/black mesh t-shirt which showed off off his physique, quite well!

    My point?  Ms. Thornton and Mr. Glenn can/could wear such clothes, however…

    Purveyor

  • Anonymous

    Lovely lady is looking smashing in that dress. Too sophisticated for some, thanks for posting the dozens of photos while pretending to be outraged, or something.

  • Anonymous

     Worst wardrobe malfunction, or BEST wardrobe malfunction?

  • http://www.facebook.com/AlexandraRue Alexandra Rue

    Puritanical? I have a perfectly lovely butt crack of my own, but please, let’s leave a little something to the imagination so there’s something to take off when we get home from the party with our date. She looks like she’s ready for it right here and now.

  • Tabubee

    it’s called i am desperate for attention.. it’s plain ugly and it distracts from how ugly her face is…you can be sexy without be slutty.. women now a days are all vying to lots of attention…

  • Linsey Pendergrass

    totally sheer dress that exposed her boobs and her bum (and her bellybutton). Did she really not know how 

    http://www.planetdepos.com/

  • Janieb

    Strange looking manicure.

  • http://www.siweb.es/ Adria Oliva

    would write about it despite not knowing who she is? Probably the latter.

    http://www.web93.es/

  • Oldmanriver

    Again I have no problem with seeing this! As Rodney Carrington says “too much hate and killing goin on no one thinks to fighting when they see a topless girl!” so if there more of this there would be less war!

  • Anonymous

    Malfunction? I think it’s functioning just as intended.

  • Edwardknutson69

    gross tits. that is not attractive to men or women

  • Anonymous

    Holy Cow!  I’m not sure it’s really appropriate for a red carpet event, but good Lord that is one sexy girl.  I wish to hell I looked like that!

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/GTGU432B7SHMQJZ2QVUHXSJV4Y elle

    PIG…DID I SAY PIG..LOL…OR HO…SHE WANTS YOU GUYS..SHE SURE MUST BE HORNY…LOL

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Ward/100000135233619 Mark Ward

    THAT is NOT a “Wardrobe Malfunction” (as was asserted by Janet Jackson), THAT is, simply, a SEXY, REVEALING DRESS.

    Robin, if it BOTHERS YOU (to report on it) – THEN DON’T!

    You don’t HAVE to print every picture taken at the self-aggrandizing awards shows!

    BUT, since you DID…  THANK YOU!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Ward/100000135233619 Mark Ward

    GROSS was Janet Jackson.

    YOU, of course, may speak for YOURSELF, but (clearly) NOT for others!

  • Anonymous

    I don’t understand why someone’s fashion choice is a “malfunction.”  Why is this news?

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/VLHIANHTNSOWLPZ4PIYARJUBBI HopeyChangey

    Once again the liberal dictionary shrinks to include lingerie as just anything while saying outright that disagreement equals ignorance. That’s how Dems get laws passed. Marriage, just anything. Disagree – bigot.

  • Anonymous

    What?

  • ShankarBoregowda

    She looks like an Animal in the Forest.No difference between the Beast and this women

  • http://revitolscarremovingcream.com/ Anya Grooms

    No difference between the Beast and this women

  • Alexhaas

    OK, the girl has nipples.  So what.  If she was on any of 100s of beaches she and most of the women on the beach would be nude or at least topless.

    Who cares?

  • http://www.stockmarketpredictions.net/ Sung Elizondo

    though former Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton sure did give Bailon a run for her money last night.

  • Happy5

    She’s got a dick LOL

  • Ababiiolga90

    :D:D:D lOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • toyaugust8

     No, I disagree with you. If she has three boobs and a freak of nature, I can understand the argument to covering up. But if it’s natural and as God intended, I do not understand what the brouhaha is all about.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/HZQ62SJJIJEHM2LD75HXFJJ4EU Uu
  • Buggycas

    I’m female, and I’m not offended. The woman’s got it and she’s flaunting it. albeit, This dress is Illegal, but seriously, Why should I be offended by it? The only people offended are those who are offended by any nudity, and those who are insanely jealous. I am neither.

  • Walter Machnicz

    Show and tell?

  • Naturesgateway

     So you want your daughters running around in this kind of outfit?

  • sarah alexus

    Whatever. Want to know what this lady’s nipples look like? See below! (If not, sorry!)

    http://www.alwayscalljodie.com/home.html

  • Anonymous

    Same American scared of the body, yet love porn bullshit. Grow up

  • Anonymous

    EW GROSS!!! That dress is hideous and nobody wants to see your ass – jeez.

  • Anonymous

    If I disagree, I am a bigot?  Isn’t that the definition of bigotry?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeffery-Scism/1132815760 Jeffery Scism

     I think the word isn’t malfunction, it think it is “Daring.”

  • http://twitter.com/steveg68 steveg68

     It’s called mental retardation.

  • http://www.love-my-pearls.com/ David Woo

    I especially love the way you are referring to yourself as “…so we, the unwitting media, would write about it despite not knowing who she is?”.  And despite not knowing who she is, that is precisely what you did.  Kudos however for being brave enough to admit upfront that you are doing that without the least bit of thinking, and even less wit.  Now, thanks to this self-admitted lack of wit and brains, Melody Thornton is a little bit less of an unknown, while tomorrow you’ll still be a more unknown, writing about some other less unknown, just because they showed some nipple.  So who’s the real “butt” of the joke here? Looks to me like it’s more of a total wardrobe success than a malfunction – she got _exactly_ what she wanted out of this, and all at your expense.  Keep up the extra-witty nipple coverage, you were made for this job!

  • Anonymous

    Why wear clothes at all?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZIQS6YEA47QFXGOR4JWUBU2QRM Shark City

    There is nothing wrong with this dress. Malfunction my ass!

  • Anonymous

    The only malfunction I see would be the ruffles around the waistline.  

  • Ssge8803

    No, sweetie, it’s called UNIMAGINATIVE.

  • hoe-buster

    tramp

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  • RuRoux J

    Her skin colour does not look natual -It’s like she fought with the bronzer and the bronzer won. I could care less about boobs showing women can go topless just like men can big deal. And this was clearly intentional not a malfunction lol

  • drmx123

    IDIOT!!!!!!

  • Isaidit

    The dress’ sheer color, the glitter & style accentuates her natural skin color …. and her brash, bold & obviously sexy personality.   She looks beautiful.  I wish I could look  that good wearing that dress.

  • Isaidit

    …correction more a shimmer than a glitter…:)

  • Anonymous

    I actually think the dress and her body are really nice. I just wish I didn’t have to see  her boobs. 

  • irene

    then why doesn’t she just run around naked? 

  • Confused_doughgirl

    she may as well have gone naked.. or just a fig leaf at most.

  • http://www.facebook.com/DaveSmithRN Dave Smith

    What? No full screen?

    (and btw do you post this stuff just to offend your regular readers?)

  • onyx

    haha, seeing all the supportive comments really does make me understand why some girls dress like sluts and think its okay. I dont really care what she does, but i think she should walk around with a big 18 on her forehead pfff

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1213248093 Chan Jia Min

    WTF. This is so ugly and inappropriate for a celebrity to dress like this. Even if she is not a celebrity, it will not look good too.

  • Naturesblowjob

    Sure, if it makes her happy. I don’t attempt to strangle my children; just guide them toward making intelligent decisions about their future.

  • Anonymous

    She’ll look better not wearing anything….

  • http://twitter.com/clon_105 clon_105

    que puta es…

  • Lizzie wwjd

    just keep posing lady and damaging your name
    not very flattering

  • Anonymous

    The only shocking thing here is how bad her fake tan is.

  • BoobLover

    So is taking a crap, but I wouldn’t want to see a picture of her doing that, either. I love the female form, but this has nothing to do with modesty or puritanical sensitivities. This was just a blatant publicity-grab, nothing more, nothing less. She could show off her boobs anytime… Maxim, Playboy, take your pick. But no, she chose the red carpet at a music event. Kind of pathetic, really. It’s sad when has-beens need to resort to such stunts to get some press.

  • Anon Ymous

    In a word, yes, but “flash transparency” is a well-known effect to those who get photographed frequently. So, was her dress more revealing under a camera’s flash than in normal room lighting? Absolutely. Did she know this would happen BEFORE she put the dress on? Absolutely.

  • Corie Steffen

    Last night, she stepped out for the inscrutably named Escape to Total Rewards
    event in New York in a see-through barely-black dress, the back of
    which featured lace paneling and the front of which appeared to be
    covered with a froth of ruffled ivory fabric.

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  • Weasler

    Now THAT’S transparency!

  • Michael

    Yep, one of the BEST wardrobe malfunctions EVER!

  • gwenb

    She looks good in it. Great body and the dress is actually pretty. The dress Adrienne Bailon wore last month was a friggin abortion. It looked stupid on her and she looks stupid for picking it.

  • Keith Richard

    I have no idea who most of these so called celebrities are……..

  • Keith Richard

    I’d still do her though……nice nips……

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jill-Moberg/628927998 Jill Moberg

    Publicity ploy … she knew perfectly well what she was doing. Though I still have no idea who she is.

  • Living Out Loud

    angry much, dookie lol dookie hahah no wonder

  • Living

    She does have an amazing body; face not too good tho! lol That’s one way to get the media to notice you!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/akaIrmaLeask Spotted Eagle Woman-Leask

    maybe she just needed something to take the focus off her reversed raccoon eyes from her over tanned face…just sayin’ She do have a sweet bod though, but with that dress I got nothin to imagine…

  • Dont Hate

    She was just being nasty.She should have just gone naked.

  • maky

    Yeak ! Disgusting ! She had to show her nipples because is the only way to attract the
    media’s attention at the red carpet, — Because with that ugly face she would have never made it. Good tatctic but very trashy.

  • yeyo

    I’m with ya 100%

  • http://www.facebook.com/edi.stadler.7 Edi Stadler

    I wouldn’t want to date a woman who runs around undressing like this.

  • Susanna Litmanen

    Horrible.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Doodle-Bug/100002387497866 Doodle Bug

    To me she looks like a very dark skinned Julia Roberts. Especially the center one where there is a close up.

  • http://twitter.com/HockeyGuy HockeyGuy

    interesting what happens when you have gay reporters… gee she is so ugly .. turn away its a woman in a see through dress.. she is going to steal all the penis away from you .. so sad

  • Fernanda Perales

    You rail against this and at the same time love watching your blonde
    bimbos with their high cut skirts and their low cut shirts pontificating
    conservative talking points on Fox News. Oh, yeah, then there’s your
    Sarah Palin hot chick obsession.

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  • Anonymous

    Can’t help but feel sorry for the poor woman because she’s so desperate for attention that she’s think people are staring because they admire her.

  • whip

    Why bother to wear anything, boobs don’t even look that good. I guess one could call her slut what do you think?

  • http://www.facebook.com/indianapolis.colts.06 Indianapolis Colts

    I don’t know who wrote this…but sorry….this is in no way shape or form a “wardrobe malfunction” and btw, the dress looks “SMOKEN HOT!” Although with that being said, it would have looked much better on, “Adrienne Bailon, Aubrey O’Day, Jennifer Lopez, Kate Upton, Brooklyn Decker, Carmen Electra or even Ali Landry!”

  • http://www.facebook.com/jillsgerber Jill Gerber

    Please tell me she was arrested for indecent exposure.

  • Anonymous

    That material looks itchy.

  • mm

    That is straight up SKANK.

  • John

    I really like the dress and I think she looks beautiful in it. She’s got guts.

  • Noona

    Are you serious? Your daughter could get raped AND bullied at school.You want your kids to go through that? You would be a terrible parent!

  • Living Abroad

    That is nothing but a complete lack of modesty. She should be arrested for showing up to a public event like that in front of cameras, kids and husbands with their wives. Horrible.

  • Tina G.

    1,. This WOMAN is NOT a child, so throwing in “your daughter could get raped” is RIDICLOUS!
    2. It does not matter what someone is wearing, if there’s a sicko out there praying on them… what they may, or may not be wearing is not going to bother him one bit. I hate it when someone throws rape out there, because of clothing. Clothing means jack, that’s not why rape happens.

  • Oblong Circles

    Why are you bothered? They’re nipples. i have them, you have them, your parents have them, your pets probably have them. Why do they make you upset? Why did you seek out the pictures so you could judge for yourself? What is sooo awful about the human body? If you get that upset about seeing human body parts maybe you should be checking your own morals and mental state.

  • Oblong Circles

    Good question. Except fro harsh weather, why wear them at all?

  • Oblong Circles

    Whose daughters can afford a $10k dress? More importantly, last I checked, parents raised their daughters, not people on TV & magazines.

  • Oblong Circles

    1. Totally agree.
    2. Are you reading my mind?!
    3. Rapists are mentally disturbed (that’s not an excuse). They do not choose victims based on their attire. Also, no one, in the process of getting dressed, decides, hey, “I’m gonna wear my rape me outfit today!”. It is disrespectful and irresponsible to continue blame victims of rape of “asking for it” based on what they wear or how they act! That’s a really ass backwards mentality.

  • Oblong Circles

    What exactly is the ‘it’ that she looks ready for? Why leave things to the imagination again?

  • Oblong Circles

    Is this a partisan discussion? When did anyone state their political preferences? Marriage = freedom of choice. You can’t have it both ways dude. Either decide if all things are pre-ordained and known by the ethereal powers that be or, get off your executioner’s stand. Make up your minds.

  • Oblong Circles

    When did she become homeless and start hopping trains?

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  • Oblong Circles

    Why would a woman be offended by another women’s nipples or any other body part? Wow, some people are easily offended.

    You: How dare she wear open-toed shoes?! Well, I never!

    Real Women with self-esteem and self-respect: Work it girl!

  • Oblong Circles

    You vociferousness is duly noted. Hopefully you manage to keep your hatred contained on the inside.
    Note: You are capable of so much more. Kindness, compassion, empathy and so on. It’s too bad that it’s easier to be spiteful for some people.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/Z3UGYBPBAODO5ZFHJ7SLZWO3HI Angel

    why come out dressed like that? desperate for attention and stares… all the Pussycat dolls are sluts anyway, so…… lol

  • Carol Caprio

    When you have no talent, this will get attention……Who would believe she didn’t realiize how sheer it really was?????????????

  • Bea

    Um, ok! lol

  • Simone

    Agree, there’s no malfunction here. It’s 100% intentional. She’s an unknown from a talentless group of “adult” entertainers who’s sole message was “look at me, i’m almost naked” and now she’s looking for her own15 minutes outside of the groups 15 minutes.
    I’d like to know which self tanner she used to make herself so orange,….so I know not to buy it!

  • clara

    well definetly not a malfunction…just a maladvised lady by her advisers… her nice body could have been dressed a bit less exposed but thats how some celebrities get attention nowadays…remember some of cher’s clothes????

  • DC

    Sure it’s intentional. But then, so was Janet gee, I love to show my breasts Jackson’s malfunction which is where, I believe, the expression started.

  • http://www.facebook.com/2FancyMsRobertaJ Roberta Jenkins

    Melody Thornton must want to be in the porn business and that dress was how she is getting noticed by the porn industry.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Raejean-Imler-French/1565114209 Raejean Imler French

    She’s not all that great-looking, so I guess she has to resort to desperate measures to get attention.

  • Peaches

    And, who is she? And how is this a “malfunction”? Looks like she meant it.

  • Pip

    Ok, we’ll besides the fact that this dress is inappropriate for public consumption, can we talk about how hideous it is? It looks like a “sexy” Puritan nightgown. She’s too young and beautiful to wear something so ugly. And yes, this was intentional.

  • http://www.facebook.com/fredwinegar Les Winegar

    Looks ok to me…your only young & super HOT once in in a life time.

  • neuroguy

    It’s so funny watching talentless sluts like this run around desperately seeking some kind of relevance and attention. I realize ‘former pussycat doll’ is probably considered somewhat relevant on the resume of the intellectually challenged Hollywood wannabe’s that this fool runs around with, but for those of us out here in the real world, it’s one step below ‘would you like fries with that?”

  • Osiris

    What is the issue here, I don’t see any whatsoever. I’m amazing that the phat beiotches here that want to criticize her are obviously jealous. When a public has a problem with the celebrating the female body, we’ve got serious problem. No wonder gay is the norm now.

  • mary ann

    dress is gorgeous!! should have been lined with nude fabric!! clearly this female was trying to hit an all time low in celebrity dressing.

  • http://twitter.com/Harleybobb Harley Bobb

    Who the hell is she?

  • Perse

    This is a matter of appropriacy and good taste (or lack thereof); not a condemnation of nipples. And it’s not American puritanism either. In Europe it used to be quite common for women to bathe topless but they would put their tops on before going to get a coffee, let alone go out at night, and until recent years it was considered extremely vulgar to wear shorts in town. So you America-bashers, if you want to bash something, bash the empty vulgarity that underlies our society, but don’t bash too hard because the rest of the world is trying hard to catch up.

  • http://twitter.com/GREGORYABUTLER Gregory A. Butler

    She looks damned good in that dress and she’s getting media coverage she wouldn’t have otherwise gotten by wearing it.

    Win for her – and win for all the guys who get to enjoy the pics of her in that dress!

    Don’t be a hater.

  • Jon Erik

    Perhaps it’s a statement about the insidious norms of our culture. Style is for the most part subjective and related to what is trendy at the time. Our society is a little too obsessed with our outer appearance. This website and it’s dedication to how people look is a good example of this obsession. I for one think that exposing the taboo parts of our body to the world to see is a mark of dignity and respect of the human body. Regardless of what Adrienne Bailon’s intentions are here, she doesn’t deserve criticism She deserves recognition for an act of defiance.

  • Anonymous

    who’s looking at the dress?

  • Anonymous

    There’s no wardrobe malfunction here. Maybe a brain malfunction. Or a common sense malfunction, or a manners malfunction, or a maturity malfunction, or a public decency malfunction.
    But a wardrobe malfunction? No. The wardrobe is performing exactly as intended.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Korben-Dallas/100003161988492 Korben Dallas

    I wish all the ladies dressed this way at work ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/wayne.wilkins.94 Wayne Wilkins

    You are screwing someones daughter right now, you idiot! Every woman is someones daughter….There nothing wrong with it, other than Americans are stupid when it comes to being nude! Your born naked….

  • LOLGUY

    The only people whining about her are fat arses, upset because she has a perfect body.

  • LOL GUY

    You’re offended cos you’re fat

  • http://www.facebook.com/sigmapsicharlie Stephen C

    Oh no! nipples!!

  • Anonymous

    This wasn’t a “wardrobe malfunction” it was OBVIOUSLY completely INTENTIONAL and she got the attention she wanted.

  • http://twitter.com/shastari61 SDN

    That is suitable to wear at home, to turn on your lover, maybe. Other than that, it’s hardly flattering.

  • SoThere

    A streetwalkers favorite!

  • Bob

    Just love it. She is great, and she can use whatever sheer she wants.

  • ro

    she has to compete with porn

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Luke-John/1318936479 Luke John

    What’s the big deal, she has a nice tail, nice tummy, ok boobs and lots
    of confidence (now, for a red-blooded guy like me, confidence is a real
    turn-on) – the hair is a major turn-off though.

  • Iclasticons

    Why do readers expect or even hope for accuracy from headlines? They are written intentionally to draw attention to the article or photo. Accordingly, they are invariably provocational and all too often inaccurate. Ironically, this photo needed no headline to grab one’s “interest” but it could have used better accompanying text or at least a decent caption to help twittelate the universe.

  • http://www.facebook.com/skbeal54 Susan Beal

    No wardrobe malfunction. This is just in really bad taste! Sure, wear this around the house to impress your significant other, but to do this in public? If she has to resort to wearing something this tasteless to get attention, then she’s got serious problems.

  • WonderWives

    She should get a new public relations team asap

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