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PHOTOS: Model’s Too-Tiny Bikini Malfunctions At Miami Swim Week

Miami Fashion Week Swim sure is getting a lot of attention. First it was for Valentina Guerrero, the 10-month-old with Down syndrome who is Dolores Cortés‘ new spokesmodel. Now it’s for something much less heartwarming: a scandalous swimsuit that almost caused a serious wardrobe malfunction.

At the Luli Fama show, the closing model’s lady bits nearly popped out of a bikini bottom that would give Kate Upton‘s a run for its money. That tiny square of fabric started slipping as she came down the catwalk and got dangerously close to giving the audience a view of her special place. If a trained model can’t make it down the runway in this thing without almost flashing everyone, a day of running around the on the beach would definitely cause some indecent exposure. We’ll stick to our normal-sized bikinis, thank you very much!

The swimsuit is skimpy, but it isn’t ugly — unlike this one. And this one. AND this one. Check out the wardrobe oops in the gallery below!


[h/t HuffPost Style]

 



  • Synthia Southern

    That tiny square of fabric started slipping as she came down the catwalk
    and got dangerously close to giving the audience a view of her special
    place..

    http://www.mslicensing.fr/

  • ASZYZQUZES ICZIXSUAQNBZ

    Unfortunately, the fabric wasn’t so much secured to the front of the
    dress as it was draped, which means that an errant gust of wind (or a
    deliberate turn) unveiled all of Bailon’s purposely uncovered nether
    regions.

    http://www.informededinburgh.co.uk

  • Minerva

    All fault is on the person or people who made the garment. Maybe they should have given the model a smaller size to wear, eh?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Veeri-R-Rich/100002340273379 Veeri R Rich

    so that’s what it looks like after surgery…great job dr.

  • BoltZ

    Tika Camaj Ivezaj

  • snow white

    70% of American thanks to the food industry have become obese , now when they see someone slender they think they are the freaks , check out the real cost of obesity on the net .

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=5314352 Danielle Papincak

    Maybe if the model wasn’t anorexic, it’d fit… holy hell. i can’t believe the fashion industry allows this…

  • K

    Have you ever seen someone anorexic, ever? I guess not because the difference between the two is huge. Google anorexic in images and you won’t find a VS model or someone like Fama. She’s FIT and slim there’s a difference, being fit doesn’t always mean being thick.

  • SweetCaroline126

    I agree that she does look anorexic. And why in the world would they have such a skimpy bathing suit bottom? Thisone didn’t totally cover what should have been covered.

  • catsprat

    Seriously? Anorexic? *So* far from it. Try just not fatty fat like 60%+ of Americans…

  • Kez

    I agree with catsparat. She looks healthy. I photograph models very frequently and she is the same build as a lot of the models in Australia. In america she probably does look anorexic but she looks like most other women in Australia.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bela.rafti Bela Rafti

    Well, this woman is at the other side of the height/weight bell curve, so unusual visually. Someone with her proportions would make me do a double take on the streets the same way a 400 pound woman would.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bela.rafti Bela Rafti

    No, the sample sizes are set. They cast models and do fittings accordingly They don’t make clothes for models. Hope you are joking.
    Someone just didn’t use garment tape. Whatever. Accidents happen.

  • Lawren

    This woman’s body is TONE not ANOREXIC. I know because I AM anorexic and look like a death camp victim…this woman has the perfect body type…I am so sick of americans saying “thick and curvy” is beautiful…I think it’s unhealthy and gross…

  • Jae

    Seriously? The BMI of what the CDC considers to be anorexic is 18.5. Trust me, that model is well under the normal range. She may not be anorexic by definition (meaning starving herself or binging and purging as with bulimia), but she’s extremely–actually disturbingly thin. Young women see these models and think that’s how they are supposed to look. No wonder so of them have such a skewed sense of themselves. It’s unrealistic. Who decided a size 1 on a 5’8″ model was normal anyway? I’m not in support of us getting all fat, believe me, but 10 pounds on that model would make a world of difference. Ughhh.

  • http://www.facebook.com/kirk.bruner Kirk Bruner

    I’m sorry, I just don’t “trust you”. What makes you think you can eyeball BMI? Everybody’s an expert.

  • K

    People need to stop being so intolerant to thin people. I understand that some people go too far to be thin, but some people are born with fast metabolisms that don’t deserve all this hate. I for one eat more than most people and yet am quite thin The only way I might become big enough for people like you is if I sit around all day and gorge, but consequently, I have other things to do. Why can’t we just be accepting of all body types. Like most other things, weight is on a curve.

  • Angela

    I actually really like the bikini – very unique, but obviously has some fit issues. That model IS scary skinny though, but I guess you have to remember that the camera lens has its own perspective – for god’s sake, look how tall they can make Tom Cruise look!!!

  • 12voltman1

    Nice airstrip!

  • ॐ peaceful_revolutionary

    Eat something!

  • Anonymous

    Yes but you have a mental disorder so of course you would see it that way.The definition of toned in regards to body type is having well developed muscles combined with low body fat percentage. This woman is not muscular. Her body is fat is so low that you can see all the muscles in her body but these muscles are very small and not well developed. I would imagine she has trouble pushing open a heavy door or doing a pullup. A toned person would not have these difficulties. Everyone is different and there are a number of different ways to look and still be healthy but once you see bones protruding from the breast cavity you can bet your top dollar that the person has a dangerously low body fat percentage.

  • Anonymous

    Good thing she doesn’t have a penis.

  • kimberly

    Her body looks AMAZING. Sorry to all you fatties, but not everyone wants to be thick and plain like you. Funny how the weight loss industry makes millions if not billions a year while the weight gain industry makes… oh wait, it doesn’t exist! The few who try to gain weight do it for other reasons, fitness etc, but no one wants to be thick. So shut up mk.

  • Anonymous

    welll Kirk-the bones poking out and the skin sagging over bone above her knees are a pretty good indication that she has a abnormally low BMI-if she didn’t have the ridiculously dark fake tan she would look very Auschwitz couture

  • Anonymous

    good thing she has it waxed and spray tanned-when all you have to do is make sure your clothes are right and walk then really no excuse for flashing the muff on the catwalk-and the last shot with the “normal sized woman” next to her says it all

  • http://www.facebook.com/jeninediconti Jenine DiConti

    Ever been back stage?. These girls have to change VERY FAST into the next outfit. My guess is she put the bottoms on quickly and did not adjust the bottoms properly into place (we ALL have to adjust our bottoms before running out onto the beach) My “panties get in a bunch” just driving to the beach and I am sticking to the leather seat because my towel slid out from under me and grrrrr….. this screws up the bikini bottoms making me uncomfortable on the drive up there AND then when I arrive I have to adjust again. She probably had to wiggle it into proper place while cruising down the catwalk knowing she would catch hell if she used her hands to correct the situation. LOLOL. The wardrobe techs are supposed to check her out backstage before she walks out on the runway– she probably already had the sarong tied and no one caught it before she started off on the runway.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jeninediconti Jenine DiConti

    She is not anorexic. Her body looks thin and healthy. She is tall and leggy! She has great strong looking legs.

  • Anonymous

    She doesn’t like right down there anyway. It looks like her lady parts are growing out the side of her thigh. Ewwwwww!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    I’m sure you’re one of the very lucky ones that has a fast metabolism right? So according to you all the rest of us are fatties? How nasty and insensitive can one be? Not everyone can be stick thin, not everyone can be curvy. Yes, curvy dear, NOT thick. Most men admire a curvy women over skin and bones. Admit it!

  • Anonymous

    She probably does… occasionally. ;)

  • Katerina

    The model could use a slice of pie from time to time.

  • kimberly

    Really? Whenever I’m out with my “curvier” friends, I get all the attention. Always, everytime. Guys will tell a girl anything to get into her pants. So if you think he really prefers a curvier woman when he says it to you, imagine what he is telling the slimmer woman. The same thing in reverse. Most men want an attractive woman regardless of her size. In my town, most of the rich men go for the slimmer women as their trophy wives. If most men like a heavy set woman, why is it that most good looking or wealthier men who can get what they want usually go for the model types?

  • http://twitter.com/DietDeity Brenda Oelbaum

    actually the way the strings on the sides of the bottom of the suit is getting caught on the model’s hip bones isn’t very flattering to the suit or the model. I honestly think it would look better on a body that wasn’t that bony. IMO

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nissim-Levy/715535589 Nissim Levy

    I can’t stand that spacing between her thighs. She looks way too bony. I like the sports illustrated type of bikini model and most men agree with me.

  • Anonymous

    I think most people would be surprised by what they actually look like under all that fat.

  • http://twitter.com/slugdoug doug daluga

    “Auschwitz couture”?
    You mean like this?
    Do NOT compare a healthy, thin model to concentration camp victims who were starved to DEATH!

    http://en.auschwitz.org/e/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/f5df6952bb703134cb1761c87e031e7d.jpg

  • kit kat

    her ribs are showing, her arms are pitifully small with little tone, her anatomy is showing through everywhere ie. neck, ribs, sallow face (nevermind the malfunction)…there is no way her BMI is normal at 5’8”, it doesnt take a machine to realize that

  • http://twitter.com/BunnyLefluf Bunny Lefluf

    shes not anorexic.. I have this body type.. and I can tell you im not anorexic..i eat..but I don’t eat a lot of processed foods or sweets..or fast food..im 5’8 and I wear a size 3 ..it might not be normal.. but it doesn’t mean you’re sick either.

  • http://twitter.com/BunnyLefluf Bunny Lefluf

    I don’t see her skin sagging over the knee..you don’t this person.. so to make this type of assumption is pretty unfair.. and these photos get retouched before being printed or put online.. I would keep that in mind.. yes they use thin ppl in fashion.. because clothes of all types can be worn by thin ppl.. if you are heavy they need to make too many adjustments.. I think women would understand this.

  • moe123

    people mostly (women) stop hating on thin women jealousy is so ugly and yeah your jealous and insecure that why you spend your time trying to find fault’s in others because your not happy with your own image or self worth, and remember we all see it and that b/s about all men admire/prefer a curvy women is just s**t they tell you to make you feel better about yourself and another thing stop bring marilyn monroe and other beauty of her time in it, they’re thin to and dont compare them to you, yll dont look s**t alike k

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ford-Truck/100003735221640 Ford Truck

    Under all that fat they are really bloody!

  • http://www.facebook.com/paul.rainwater1 Paul Rainwater

    Awesome, now this is the kind of news i wanta see!

  • http://truth-and-opinion.dyndns-blog.com/ The Peripatetic Apostate

    This is not news to those who actually live in sophisticated cultures.

  • Infinity Well

    Beaver country!

  • Cyber Slammer

    She’s got the magic muff…I F’ED HER.

  • Cyber Slammer

    AWWWW fat Americans getting up in arms over a skinny attractive woman???

    GET OVER IT YOU FAT LOSERS.

  • Tea Pajkic

    LOL hahahhaha you think this is the most someone saw on a catwalk? you people are idiots. Women walk with their tits and cooch exposed all the time. + Shes hot, not toooooo thin like all you fatties, probably think (with jealousy).

  • Blushark

    Somewhere a camel is missing his toe.

  • HB

    Well I don’t deny she’s slim….however, I do not agree with your BMI comment as classifying someone as anorexic.. The BMI calculator considers my husband to be obese yet he’s SUPER slim and fit!!! So I don’t think its a fair assessment to say anyone with a BMI of 18.5 or below is anorexic.. just like saying anyone above 25 or whatever the number may be is obese.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jameslutherpendragonmusic Magnificent Obsession

    I’d lick that kitty.

  • Anonymous

    I’d say that this was a pretty “decent exposure.”

  • Anonymous

    No room to write “JUICY” on that!

  • Nike

    I didn’t know terminal cancer patients were now modeling bikinis. I can see the outline of her spleen for fox sake! No, thanks.

  • Rick

    Is Juicy the new codeword for Auschwitz inmate?

  • Rick

    Whatever floats your boat bro. Just make sure you don’t get blinded by those sharp pelvic bones. Those things could puncture a lung if you’re not careful.

  • Rick

    She’s not too thin compared to what you dumb virgin:) A bio lab skeleton? A decomposing cadaver? Funny thing is I bet you’re the fattest idiot posting here.

  • Al

    If this chick is hot then every crackhead I’ve ever seen should be a model too. Bitch needs a sammich STAT!

  • Al

    That was an awesome post! You should run upstairs and let your mom read it.

  • Al

    You heard it here folks! Retards who write like first graders have a fetish for skeletors.

  • Al

    She’s tall, she’s leggy, but she’s built like a salmon with the flesh ripped off! She looks like a meth-head after a visit to the hair salon and a crapload of spray tan. Not for me.

  • Al

    Unless your ‘curvy’ friends are actually fat or just ugly as hell, you’re full of crap. Every time I’m at the club, the skeletors are standing around with that spaced-out look like they just threw up their dinner in the bathroom, while the curvy girls are getting dudes all over them.

  • Al

    The difference between this model and those concentration camp victims is only about ten pounds! Don’t kid yourself. And here’s another newsflash: Runway models HAVE died from malnourishment. In a way they did starve to death.

  • Al

    The weight loss industry makes ‘millions if not billions’ from insecure conformist sheep like you who define health based on what gay fashion designers think. You don’t have a clue about fitness beyond what you see on magazine covers. This skeletor would break in half if she tried to do a single squat!

  • Al

    So you’re saying she looks healthy because she looks like other models?:) That’s like saying an alcoholic doesn’t have a problem because he’s in the same shape as all the others at Alcoholics Anonymous! You’re a genius dude!

  • Al

    You can’t eyeball a person’s exact BMI, but you can figure the range when they’re drastically over or under the normal window. A healthy person, specially a woman, would not have THAT much of their skeleton poking through their skin. Regardless of a person’s size, this is simply not natural and it’s a sign of emaciation. And as a man, I personally find it repulsive.

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