Micaela Schaefer Is Your New Favorite Naked Red Carpet Nobody

by Julia Rubin | 2:51 pm, May 16th, 2012

Move over Adrienne, move over Melody — there’s a new naked nobody on the red carpet.

Her name is Micaela Schaefer, and we’re sure you’ve never heard of her. Things we know: she appeared on Germany’s Next Top Model (where she lied about taking naked pictures), she has scary fake boobs, and she loves baring her scary fake boobs’ nipples.

We would like to thank HuffPost Style for making us aware of her existence on this otherwise average Wednesday. They found pictures of her in a confounding tape dress from this week’s German premiere of Men in Black 3, and while you can’t see her nipples this time around, you can see pretty much everything else.

As a primer of sorts, we’ve rounded up Schafer’s other OMGWRITEABOUTMEPLZ outfits below. So much (obviously NSFW) nipple:

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1.Hey, Micaela.

2.You are very nearly naked.

3.There's your butt.

4.And your nipples?!

5.YUP.

6.Look, another nipple!

7.Barely obscured nipples.

8.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Micaela Schaefer Naked Red Carpet Nobody

Dustus

wow is she auditioning for a page 6 career?
http://twitter.com/TheHauteHoosier Maggie Conner

Her fake boobs are absolutely terrible. Does she actually think she could be a model with those?
Lee

Just another skank trying to be someone we now have to be forced to hear about. Great.
Anonymous

lol. She *really* doesn’t mind being naked hm?
http://weddingsoeasy.com/ Irmgard Treadwell

while you can’t see her nipples this time around, you cansee pretty much everything else.
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I don’t think she deserved the 5 minutes. There have to be “nobodies” with class around. However I guess they aren’t news worthy.
Teri Jaye-

If I had a boob-job that was botched THAT badly, I wouldn’t want to show them off. Sorry, you PAID to have your nipples completely on top?
Pixie

Why does trash get invited to movie premieres?
http://www.nokiabreak.com/ Rajesh Patel

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http://www.maniladarlings.com/ Nicolle Hsu

doesn’t mind being naked hm?
http://profile.yahoo.com/HZQ62SJJIJEHM2LD75HXFJJ4EU Uu

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http://www.downgila.com/ gamepoint

why doesnt she call herself a pornstar then?
jad

i wanna to fuck him i love him ass
MeanJosephine

I think one of her nipples got distracted; they’re pointing in two different directions.
Captaindrywall

i like em all

Micaela Schaefer Is Your New Favorite Naked Red Carpet Nobody

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