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Tween Sings About Jeans In Hilariously Bad Music Video

by Julia Rubin | 3:31 pm, March 15th, 2011

This weekend, Rebecca Black‘s crazily awful music video took over the internet. We watched it. We watched it again. And then we watched it again. And…well, you need to see it to believe it. Anyway! As frightening as this is to report, there are other videos just like it! Allow us to present: “My Jeans.”

Like Black’s “Friday,” “My Jeans” involves autotuned vocals, an over-explanatory bridge, a rap interlude and a mind-bogglingly ridiculous video. 12-year-old Jenna Rose is a year younger than Black, and yet she drives a car in the clip. Sample lyrics: “Hannah Montana is wearing my jeans. Ashley Tisdale is wearing my jeans. Keke Palmer is wearing my jeans.” And for all of the jeans talk, they barely make an appearance in the video! (Though, for the record, they’re bejeweled and appliqued.) And…and…ahhhh!

Clearly this is something we have discussed at length in the office. We have thoughts, in the form of a video journey. Join us!

Here is “My Jeans”:

Abrams Media superstar Sarah Devlin pointed out it’s a lot like this Education Connection commercial:

And other Abrams Media superstar Andrew Cedotal thinks it’s reminiscent of “Let Me Borrow That Top”:

Geekosystem associate editor James Plafke alerted us to this showcase of all of the Ark Music Factory “artists.” He happens to be a big fan of 9-year-old rapper Lil Naynay:

And here’s the video that started it all:

[via Gawker]



  • CPennanen

    My head just exploded from the crap levels.

  • Mar

    … I think I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

  • Steven_cresswell

    Culture is dead. Music has died. I’m going to go to the bathroom now and wash my eyes out with bleach.

  • LUNCHBOX109

    i feel its a great song, its one of the many great songs written and produced by a young 14 yr. boy by the name of BABYTRIGGY”, THE BOY RAPPING IN THE VIDEO ….who started he’s own label LUNCHBOXRECORDZ@ the tender age of 12 he is a very talented kid. ARK-FACTORY did not have any affiliation.

  • My jeans worst song ever

    i know he’s so talented singing about his blackberry omg who cares? He sucks! Music is dead. kids should not be making music. How can you think this is good?

  • http://twitter.com/HardcorePwnstar Marc

    Is this kid bext to go viral? Kory Shore – “Crying For America” http://bit.ly/f25A3H

  • Buubuu71395

    it sucks but its funny to listen to=P 

  • the bird is the word

    How has that chick made a song? This should go viral: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ94ZWxq87M

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