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PHOTOS: Lana Del Rey Needs To Do Something About Those Nails

Don’t get us wrong — we like the smoky singer’s style and applaud her for maintaining her integrity amid all the criticism surrounding her music. And while much of Lana Del Rey’s ‘retro soul siren meets modern day diva’ works for us, we just cannot get on board with those nails.  They’re too long, too scary and too impractical to be cool, even in an ironic way. Plus they keep reminding us of that child-eating monster in Pan’s Labyrinth which is not a plus.

With all the luxe manicures available today, wouldn’t it just be easier to shave them down and decorate them with little tuxedos like Zooey Deschanel? We’ll even grant her custody of the giant gold hoop earrings she seems to love, although Fergie may own the rights to those. Still not sure what to make of her claws? These pics should help make up your mind.

 




  • SimoneM

    Good heavens.  Look at Fergies see thru dress, GaGa’s sometimes gagging outfits and hairstyles, and Katy Perry’s hair color du jour…..you probably applaud those choices.  Then Lana Del Rey has long pointed nails and you have a fashion fit!

    I guess all that advice to readers about being an individual, take fashion dares, be your own woman was just a bunch of empty words and you really mean, follow the pack.

    Personally, I don’t like her nails either, but they’re not important enough to rag on her about it in public.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Will/100003569497665 John Will

    Those nails aren’t that long and even they would, it’s not worth an article. More on: http://bit.ly/xQ3B1F

  • Anonymous

    she’s quite creepy looking even without these nails

  • Xenobyte

    I find Lana extremely cute and I especially love her long nails! – They lift her to a whole new level!

    And as some of the other comments say, they’re not that long and they’re certainly not worth a article, especially not one criticizing them.

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  • thefeiy

    gross.

  • DanP

    She has really huge hands, and I think that’s why they use the long nails, to distract us from the hands and to make them look more feminine! 

  • lilbambina

    i personally love her nails and thing that if anyone can carry it off well, its her!

  • CGxAli

    Yeah, this is a pretty lame article. They’re called stiletto nails & even Adele and Rihanna are rocking them. They’re gorgeous & look good on everyone, well the confident ones at least. So, take all that noise elsewhere.

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  • Pinkkellie92

    Although I hate long nails , I love hers.

  • Angela Santos

    You’re sooo wrong, they’re beautiful. LOVE her nails

  • scottyb

    Agreed, those nails are FOUL!!!

  • Diana

    Honestly, why freak out about her nails?
    Then all the pictures – that’s practically bullying.

    “These pics should help make up your mind”
    Seriously? Aren’t people supposed to be individuals and like their own things?

    If anything, the pictures make me admire her beauty and respect her choices in fashion, beauty, and nail style.

    Good job, guys. Lana is probably gonna conform to your opinion and start putting tuxedos on her nails. Way to go.

  • ADLG

    I don’t understand why it is that people like to criticize and bring Lana down. Dude, she is doing what she likes, and if long nails are her thing, let her be! How come Rihanna isn’t criticized for her nails, or Adele? How come you don’t write an article to Nicki Minaj telling her to quit trying to look like a white barbie doll? All that crap is acceptable, but long nails aren’t? This article is bull, shame on all the people in the U.S. who don’t support a great artist, she is American and represents whole lot of us! I guess if she were running around like an idiot wearing a meat dress and her voice completely fixed by Auto Tune, she’d be on top of the U.S. charts!!

  • ssteffanniee

    LOL they want her to look like someone else. fuck the haters, wear them longer lana. LOVE YOU. you have a site dedicated to people wanting to imitate your nails.

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