Now that she’s no longer sharing Twitter beef with Amanda Bynes, inadvertently giving people herpes and hating on the sight of her own face, Rihanna’s got a bit of free time on her hands.
So what better way to celebrate than in Paris? In the company of your BFF and the upper echelons of the fashion industry? And posting the whole thing on Instagram like a self-described “fashawn heaux”?
Never one to fully understand how a humblebrag works, Rihanna’s been living the high (fashion) life and wanting us to know all about it. After being joined on tour by Cara Delevingne (never a good choice of travel buddy when you’re trying to keep it chill) she treated her almost eight million followers to a tour of Coco Chanel’s apartment. Platform Chanel slingbacks, lace bunny ears and yellow “Lego clutch” included; such attire has never been so appropriate for history lessons.
After leaving with three ginormous Chanel shopping bags she headed out to grab a casual bite to eat with someone called Azzedine Alaïa (!) before swinging by the studio of Olivier Rousteing for some “Playtime at the #Balmain studios.” We’d speculate about what it all means, but our brains hurt a little after all the designer musical chairs this morning.
Check out all the high fashion “heauxing” highlights in the gallery below, unless you’re a) easily made jealous by free Chanel handbags or b) easily offended by hashtagged expressions of bastardized English.