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WATCH: Did Ron Paul’s Eyebrows Fall Off During This Week’s GOP Debate?

In any political debate, you would expect the candidates would be able to, for the most part, hold themselves together. So why did Congressman Ron Paul‘s eyebrows look like they were falling off during this week’s presidential showdown?

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Paul gathered with the other Republican candidates for president at Dartmouth College, but he was the only one whose face looked like it was about fo melt off. Specifically, The New York Times observed that Paul’s “appeared to have a second, thinner brow under the one headed south, creating a delicate X over his right eye.”

And it’s true — you can see in the video of the debate that Paul’s eyebrows are at least a little askew. The congressman’s spokespeople say his allergies were acting up (which, you know, great explanation), and that any suggestion that he’s using some kind of false brows is an insult. Still, it’s a little suspicious. We get the sniffles any time we’re prevailed upon to be around cats, but our sideburns don’t float away from our faces. And if you take a look at the close up, that’s sort of what it looks like is happening. Either that or Paul has some weird genetic mutation that allows him to have one double helix brow that no one has noticed for 76 years.

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So what happened? Is his face experiencing the kind of tectonic shift normally reserved for, um, tectonic plates? Were the brows glued on? Take a look at video of his remarks at the debate below, and tell us what you think is going on up there.



  • Anonymous

    Lol.  I like congressman Paul, but I crack up every time I see that picture.

    In all fairness to him, if one were to glue on fake eyebrows why go for the craziest looking ones around?  I think that’s all him.

    Although…he is known to be quite thrifty, so maybe he opted for the cheapest ones he could find.

  • Collins234

    Are you guys seriously this stupid? If you google image searched “Ron Paul” you would find countless photos where his eyebrow is eschew.  
    http://virginiaconservative.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/ron-paul-2008-campaign.jpg

  • http://mediamatters.org/ Leedog

    I noticed that during the debate and thought the same thing!! His eyebrow seemed to be slipping of his head!! Lol!!

  • Pablo

    I though it was trying to attack his right ear. Does he not have anyone in his camp with a comb and maybe a little spit? A pair of scissors?

  • Anonymous

    He’s definitely wearing falsies…

  • http://profiles.yahoo.com/u/Q7LNZCYMGVIHMZTMNHCYGYXUOM Alex

    If this gets people to listen to Ron Paul, then so be it.

  • http://twitter.com/BexaRaven Rebecca Raven

    +Alex I listen but it always sounds like a loon to me.  BTW, stay off my hiways and out of my parks.

  • Nelsonhandj

    To Alex: I would have to be lobotomized before listening to Ron Paul.  By the way, you sound like your six sandwiches short of a picnic.
    Jules

  • Diamlake2009

    Just one example…the federal government has recently confiscated millions of acres of land..going through BLM now…we have a recent Executive Order  13575 -  http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/ws/index.php?pid=90517#axzz1amjRxdm7   here are other EOs from other presidents also…http://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/executive_orders.php?year=2011&Submit=DISPLAY  You can search them by date at top. 

  • Anonymous

    Think of all the votes he got because voters thought other candidates were too vain

  • Tedderman

    It’s more likely his eyebrow is just “askew” and not something he “eschews.”

  • http://profiles.google.com/fatlibertarianinokc Fat Libertarian

    OMG, this is so freaking stupid.

    If you look at this video below you’ll see that’s just how his brows look.

    http://www.dailypaul.com/182781/ron-paul-abortiaion-ad-wow

    THIS IS AGEISM!

  • Anonymous

    I couldn’t stop laughing!!  That was more exciting than the 9.99 plan.  

  • Jay Markowitz

    Ron’s a robot, I knew it. Obviously sent here to destroy America.

    Rand was just some orphan street urchin Robot Ron found and raised to continue the ruse. It’s Rand’s rejection of his past that compels him to reach out and destroy all other orphans and the needy.

    During the quiet parts of the debate, if you listen real close, you can hear the whirring of servos and the click of the components in Ron’s head as they fail to compute why the media is ignoring him.

  • Anonymous

    Fact: Rather have a false eyebrow than a false birth certificate!

  • LibelFreeZone

    This site has gone tabloid.  I’m outta here.

  • http://profiles.google.com/mesealock1737 Margaret Davis

    This picture was taken from the debates. So it is real. Don’t you watch stuff other than Fox

  • http://profiles.google.com/mushina777 Wayne Kilbourn

    Hey, let’s get a clean piece of paper and start counting the personal enhancements in the political arena. Hair transplants, Grecian formula, weaves, facelifts, tucks, lipo, dermabrasion, cosmetics… and that’s ABOVE the belt… shall we get personal?

    It’s comical for the media to go through this much effort for an eyebrow. Sad, for sure, but still comical..   How many media types are wearing thongs or their wife’s undies? HMMM??

  • http://profiles.google.com/mushina777 Wayne Kilbourn

    Yes Jay, I think I concur.. Ron Paul’s a robot for sure. How else could he get through 30 years in Washington politics without his gray matter being corrupted? 

    My big question is, who developed his virus-proof software? Man, what a firewall…  With all that Socialist, Marxist, Fascist, Corporatist, Progressive, NeoCon malware in Washington, it’s a bloody MIRACLE Jay!!

    RON PAULBOT for Prezbot 2012!! 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2E4W245ALU6DNBFVNUUGPGM3OY Bull

    Ron Paul is contesting for elections 2 centuries late.

  • Anonymous

    It was a caterpillar. There were a couple on Cain’s face throughout the debate.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1497076194 Travis Pierson

    Ron who?

  • Kristen L

    He’s in his 70s what do you expect? They aren’t fake, just bushy and sparse in spots haha
    I love Ron Paul. The most important thing he said was that AUSTRIAN economists saw the recession/depression coming and Keynesian economists did not. So obviously we should listen only to those that saw it coming. Common sense people. 
    Google Peter Schiff or Gerald Celente, both of them saw it coming. 

  • Kristen L
  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1497076194 Travis Pierson

    I know who he is. I just don’t know why this is news given that he and I share roughly the same odds of winning the Republican nomination – and I’m not a Republican. 

  • Porphyry

    Andy Rooney still wins!

  • MartinDylan30

    To Nelsonhand Jules: Yes I hear you. We should listen to all the pro war and pro banker bailout candidates and that includes every other candidate at the table plus Obama. Let’s support the status quo guys.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_LOMUIFD4JCZBDQJVXIKKUDABYE Midnight Rider

    he is 78 he isnt going for america top model. this story is lame as h3!!

  • Mr. Trendy

    This is an absolutely MORONIC article. His eyebrow is obviously just parted strangely – Ron Paul has vey long eyebrow hairs, like MANY men his age! WOW! Thats amazing news, isn’t it?!?! Lets talk about his eyebrow hair instead of the fact that he is the only candidate thats not in favour of bombing Iran and potentially killing millions of people… Idiots…

  • Mr.Trendy

    I dont think they would need to engage in massive elections fraud to keep YOU from winning the GOP nomination like they did to Ron Paul…

  • Mar Ku

    Oh yeah youd have to be crazy to want to support somebody that actually upholds the Constitution and believes that the money that you earn should have REAL value attached to it. A man who doesn’t allow lobbyists in his office. A guy who has never been bribed or sold-out or voted for a bill that was un-constitutional.. Clearly only a lunatic would want a guy like in the white house.

  • Mar Ku

    They aren’t your highwas or parks anymore soon. They’ll belong to the U.N soon under a globalist puppet president like Obama or Romney under Agenda 21. Ron Paul wants America to remain America… Maybe you should listen a little more carefully…

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