Meet RuPaul Ryan, A Way More Fabulous Version Of Regular Paul Ryan

by Hilary George-Parkin | 5:59 pm, August 18th, 2012

Is it too late for Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan to quit his day job and sign up for season 5 of RuPaul’s Drag Race? Because we think he’d be a HIT.

Think about it: we already know he has the physique to pull off bodycon, it’s a surefire way to get everybody off his case about the ill-fitting suits, and feathered gowns are about as far from Mitt Romney‘s look as you can possibly get. Plus, we already know he’s comfortable on stage, so he’d totally slay the scene at Lipsync For Your Life.

Although, of course, even RuPaul Ryan would still have to prove he has the Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve, and Talent (yes, that’s an acronym and yes, those are the show’s judging categories) to take home the grand prize. But looking at this gem from Reddit, we’re pretty sure she’s got it in the bag:

[Reddit via BuzzFeed]

GOP Paul Ryan RuPaul

Anonymous

Wow. How clever. NOT.
Anonymous

http://goo.gl/k9l6c
lil

you’re a bunch of morons………..the only reason you and the mainstream media are trashing Ryan is because he’s a threat to your low IQ’s…………ROMNEY/RYAN 2012!
lil

BTW-your acronym is an insult to ALL women
poodle

why not dress your buddy obama up like one of the supremes?
DKK

Ok, Hilary. Where’s your insulting photo of Bama in a cute little drag number with feathers coming out of HIS head? Oh, you wouldn’t do that to a liberal, I see.
This is supposed to be a style blog, not a poltical machine. Shame on you.
DKK

Hey folks reading this who are insulted as I am- let’s just block this political rag that masquerades as a style magazine. The more we post, the more money they make. They are a bunch of nit wits who drool all over Barry Soetoro and act like his wife actually looks good in clothes. She is an embarrassment. She wore a TWINSET to meet Queen Elizabeth! And Styleite said twinsets were OUT. But since Michelle wore it, Styleite trips all over themselves to say she looks “great.” They are massive mypocrites and a huge JOKE.
Ashley

Wow. I didn’t take this as political at all. And I’m sure if Reddit had Obama dressed up they would have posted that too. I mean, there’s a video of Obama speeches sliced to sing Biebers Girlfriend where he says swag… That’s ridiculous. Oh well, sorry Styleite that these hot-heads are blowing up your page. Can’t we all just get along and realize not everything is intended to be a political debate? Sometimes things are just funny!!!
http://twitter.com/disule Dan Warfel

Man, I wish Buzzfeed had given me credit for making that… http://www.twitter.com/disule

Meet RuPaul Ryan, A Way More Fabulous Version Of Regular Paul Ryan

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