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Sarah Palin Wears Polka-Dot Toenails To The Iowa State Fair

There are lots of things we could say about Sarah Palin‘s beehive…and her rimless glasses…and, you know, her politics. But her polka-dotted toenails? Whatever.

Andrew Sullivan clearly thinks the nail art is tacky, and while it may not be the most professional of choices, she was at a state fair. Sure, she was campaigning (and not just eating fried butter) at the Iowa State Fair, but still. Whatever. (Admittedly, we’re more concerned about her feet being in need of some exfoliation and/or moisturizing.)

Are you offended by Palin’s toes?




  • Anonymous

    It’d be nice to see a photo of the toenails of one of the male candidates, too. Erm. Maybe “nice” is the wrong word. But hey, if we’re keeping the playing field level, they’ve got to expose the toes too. Joking, joking. Kind of.

    I’m surprising myself by liking the nail art. But I’ll leave it at that.

  • Anonymous

    Andrew Sullivan thinks they’re tacky?  Holy Sh*t, alert the media!  Surprise of the century that Andrew Sullivan would criticize Sarah Palin!

  • Anonymous

    She’s campaigning? Huh, what…wait…she’s not even running you efing idiot!

  • Anonymous

    As a female, the toes are supercute!

    Who cares what a truther thinks?

  • Anonymous

    And she starts yet another new trend, no doubt.

  • bhodiedog

    Looks like those hooves could use a pumice stone to make them not look so pruny & scaly!!  Just like Palin wants the bling without doing the actual work…..

  • Anonymous

    why do i care?

  • Naoma

    Yes.  She needs a full pedicure and some pumice stone as mentioned above.  

  • Nature Freak

    I dislike Sarah, but damn it, Andrew Sullivan is wrong (please forgive me Sully!)

    I like the nail art, but I admire ladies feet in general. Perhaps I am biased.
    Sarah, I actually agree with you on this one. It’s a State Fair, have fun!
    And it is not like she is actually running for POTUS, so why not?

  • http://twitter.com/DREGstudios Brandt Hardin

    This is newsworthy? Sarah may be dumb as a box of rocks but hey, she’s H-O-T and
    that’s all that matters, right?  Help
    Sarah help herself and keep reading and looking.  She’s making millions off selling her image,
    because it sure isn’t her wit that’s getting her this far.  You can see just how scandalous she can get
    at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2011/06/ecstasy-of-sarah-palin_15.html

  • Sunday

    Only an idiot wears open toe shoes to a state fair.

  • Anonymous

    Dick Morris just came in his pants.

  • Mia

    why does anyone care? why is THIS news?

  • Mia

    Really? THIS qualifies for news? my god.

  • http://twitter.com/yestradamous yestraday

    She probably had a Pedi and her little daughter picked out the design. 

    But now she knows she should do a poll first on the correct color to wear, right?  Or is there such a thing?  Noooo, too pink.  Now that shade of cantaloupe, any idiot knows doesn’t compliment her skin tone.  What?  Nude?  How gauche…….How 2009.  Oh, look- she’s wearing Revlon Classy Cheery.  The color of 2011.  That must mean she spends ALL her time reading fashion mags instead of writing public policy position papers as we in the media would prefer she do.
    Her shoes?  Don’t get us started!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/yestradamous yestraday

    She probably had a Pedi and her little daughter picked out the design. 

    But now she knows she should do a poll first on the correct color to wear, right?  Or is there such a thing?  Noooo, too pink.  Now that shade of cantaloupe, any idiot knows doesn’t compliment her skin tone.  What?  Nude?  How gauche…….How 2009.  Oh, look- she’s wearing Revlon Classy Cheery.  The color of 2011.  That must mean she spends ALL her time reading fashion mags instead of writing public policy position papers as we in the media would prefer she do.
    Her shoes?  Don’t get us started!!!!

  • Nature Freak

    LOL!

    How does Dick Morris feel about this? He is an expert and a connoisseur!

  • Anonymous

    After Sarah becomes President of the USA she’ll won’t do her toenails like that anymore; she’ll go with the standard solid colors. And hopefully after she becomes President, Andrew Sullivan will have a heart attack and, well, die. 

  • http://twitter.com/Darr247 Darr Darr

    Hmmmm… kinda grody-looking.

    Wonder how much of her faux newz’s salary went to whoever did that…  what do you think – $50?  $60?  $80?

    And it probably gets done every day?  Every other day?

    Perhaps she writes it off on her taxes as a (MamaGrizzly, Inc) business expense?

  • Nature Freak

    Nice artwork Brandt. I like it!
    Cool website. Thanks for the link.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Carrie-Langley/100002614365379 Carrie Langley

    A Coup d’etat began with Sarah Palin’s run for office in the 2008 presidential election.

    She was planted as McCain’s running mate for a reason. Everything about her is a total fabrication. If you think McCain and Sarah planned on “reforming Washington” by getting elected you’re wrong. In addition, when a Coup happens the military doesn’t announce it on the front page of the news. They try and keep a lid on it.

    Whether you believe it or not it’s the truth. Obama is not the president, he’s the acting president. He disappeared for 2 weeks after his election win only to reappear looking exhausted sitting next to John McCain, with a bad poker face, for a press photo shoot. Obama is now a Pentagon puppet.

    Here’s what Obama, Osama, Biden, Bin Laden, the FBI’s Most Wanted Terrorists, and Sarah Palin had to do with the last presidential election and the military’s overthrow of our government.

    http://ElectNoMoreSpys.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Carrie-Langley/100002614365379 Carrie Langley

    A Coup d’etat began with Sarah Palin’s run for office in the 2008 presidential election.

    She was planted as McCain’s running mate for a reason. Everything about her is a total fabrication. If you think McCain and Sarah planned on “reforming Washington” by getting elected you’re wrong. In addition, when a Coup happens the military doesn’t announce it on the front page of the news. They try and keep a lid on it.

    Whether you believe it or not it’s the truth. Obama is not the president, he’s the acting president. He disappeared for 2 weeks after his election win only to reappear looking exhausted sitting next to John McCain, with a bad poker face, for a press photo shoot. Obama is now a Pentagon puppet.

    Here’s what Obama, Osama, Biden, Bin Laden, the FBI’s Most Wanted Terrorists, and Sarah Palin had to do with the last presidential election and the military’s overthrow of our government.

    http://ElectNoMoreSpys.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Carrie-Langley/100002614365379 Carrie Langley

    A Coup d’etat began with Sarah Palin’s run for office in the 2008 presidential election.

    She was planted as McCain’s running mate for a reason. Everything about her is a total fabrication. If you think McCain and Sarah planned on “reforming Washington” by getting elected you’re wrong. In addition, when a Coup happens the military doesn’t announce it on the front page of the news. They try and keep a lid on it.

    Whether you believe it or not it’s the truth. Obama is not the president, he’s the acting president. He disappeared for 2 weeks after his election win only to reappear looking exhausted sitting next to John McCain, with a bad poker face, for a press photo shoot. Obama is now a Pentagon puppet.

    Here’s what Obama, Osama, Biden, Bin Laden, the FBI’s Most Wanted Terrorists, and Sarah Palin had to do with the last presidential election and the military’s overthrow of our government.

    http://ElectNoMoreSpys.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Carrie-Langley/100002614365379 Carrie Langley

    A Coup d’etat began with Sarah Palin’s run for office in the 2008 presidential election.

    She was planted as McCain’s running mate for a reason. Everything about her is a total fabrication. If you think McCain and Sarah planned on “reforming Washington” by getting elected you’re wrong. In addition, when a Coup happens the military doesn’t announce it on the front page of the news. They try and keep a lid on it.

    Whether you believe it or not it’s the truth. Obama is not the president, he’s the acting president. He disappeared for 2 weeks after his election win only to reappear looking exhausted sitting next to John McCain, with a bad poker face, for a press photo shoot. Obama is now a Pentagon puppet.

    Here’s what Obama, Osama, Biden, Bin Laden, the FBI’s Most Wanted Terrorists, and Sarah Palin had to do with the last presidential election and the military’s overthrow of our government.

    http://ElectNoMoreSpys.blogspot.com/

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Carrie-Langley/100002614365379 Carrie Langley

    A Coup d’etat began with Sarah Palin’s run for office in the 2008 presidential election.

    She was planted as McCain’s running mate for a reason. Everything about her is a total fabrication. If you think McCain and Sarah planned on “reforming Washington” by getting elected you’re wrong. In addition, when a Coup happens the military doesn’t announce it on the front page of the news. They try and keep a lid on it.

    Whether you believe it or not it’s the truth. Obama is not the president, he’s the acting president. He disappeared for 2 weeks after his election win only to reappear looking exhausted sitting next to John McCain, with a bad poker face, for a press photo shoot. Obama is now a Pentagon puppet.

    Here’s what Obama, Osama, Biden, Bin Laden, the FBI’s Most Wanted Terrorists, and Sarah Palin had to do with the last presidential election and the military’s overthrow of our government.

    http://ElectNoMoreSpys.blogspot.com/

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NK5INRFELITZ3TS337HINC3VMM Adam

    Obsess much, Julia?

  • Anonymous

    Even though I disagree with her on 99.9% of everything I would still bow down before her and kiss her feet. damn

  • Anonymous

    Even though I disagree with her on 99.9% of everything I would still bow down before her and kiss her feet. damn

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBLKJM6R7ULM7GTKGNVDOQYWOI daisymae

    Yes, she needs exfoliating, and yes, who cares.  But the look is very low class, in poor taste…icky.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_ZBLKJM6R7ULM7GTKGNVDOQYWOI daisymae

    Yes, she needs exfoliating, and yes, who cares.  But the look is very low class, in poor taste…icky.

  • Kristy Patullo

    Seriously? This may be a new low. But there’s been so many of them, I’m not sure if this really rates. Do we call this toe-gate? Sarah Palin is a woman of substance who happens to be beautiful from head to (yes) toe. Give the criticism a break, will you.

  • Danzdkenton

    Nature Freak?  You sound more like a toe-sucking, foot freak to me.  I can only imagine what you’re doing with this photograph now.  

  • Sierra Volk

    Seriously? We’re talking about a national decision on who should be the chief executive, and you’re reduced to toenails and corndog coverage?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_BORKGS4IX2Y3QU2VS2M5P2TEVI Sue Washington

    Great link. I hope others take the time to read it for the sake of our country.

  • Anonymous

    No big deal.

    Not many people know this but Margaret Thatcher had rainbow toenails.

    True story.

  • Anonymous

    sexist crap in 2011, what a surprise.  

  • Nature Freak

    Wouldn’t you like to know?
    LOL!

  • Guest.

    Well, that was rude.

  • Anonymous

    Sarah Palin has sweet, softly-scented dainty feet. Wouldn’t it be a tantalizing task to tend to Sarah’s toes…every day?

  • Jrstewart

    Are you aware of how dangerously crazy you sound? 

  • Anonymous

    Honestly, every time I think journalists and bloggers have hit their lowest low, they surprise me and go to new gutter levels.  I just hope they don’t have daughters.  Disturbing.

  • Anonymous

    ok, ok  I’m going to have to take a cold shower soon.

  • Anonymous

    me too!

  • Anonymous

    99% of all males masturbate. the other 1% are liars.

  • Anonymous
  • South Park Conservatives

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Toes!!!

  • South Park Conservatives

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Toes!!!

  • Anonymous

    Are we gonna have to see the moose tatoo next?

  • Anonymous

    Creepy Palin stalker Stoneyjack takes a break to share his innermost thoughts, wishes and fantasies.  Thanks for sharing Stone.

  • http://twitter.com/maggiefanelli Maggie Fanelli

    This was a very articulate and well-thought-out article…. not. The repeated use of “whatever” was the crown jewel of this think-piece.

  • Bravemo

    Awesome. I fully agree with you. She needs 100% pedicure b/c her toes are nasty looking hopefully smells bad as well…y..o..r..k

  • Bravemo

    Awesome. I fully agree with you. She needs 100% pedicure b/c her toes are nasty looking hopefully smells bad as well…y..o..r..k

  • Brvemo

    Who cares if she is hot or not, she needs simply hygiene (just common sense).

  • Greg

    Aaron… Get some help.

  • Hamidian

    I don’t know about all that. I just know that the last day  President George W. Bush was in office and President Obama went to spend the day with him to be briefed; I will never ever forget President Obama’s face when he came back out. He had never had such a distorted solemn look on his face before or since. It scared me. I was worried about what happened. It was never mentioned on any news.  Of course anything I am concerned about isn’t.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jj-Wisniewski/100002654075475 Jj Wisniewski

    Why are we even talking about her anymore. I said 6 months ago she’ll never run and forego that $1 million a year deal she has with Fox. By running and losing, she would lose her clout and stature. She’s not totally an idiot. She’ll get behind Perry, a winner, so that she can say I told you so. Who gives a frog’s fat ass about her toes.

  • Anonymous

    Fact: Sarah Palin needs a job and needs to start working on it! Run or not run!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1421895964 Pamela Phillips

    Wow! nice toenails Sarah – Just like my 12 year old did several years back. Very chic. But “no dice.”

  • SophieBird

    Surprised she didn’t do them up in American Flags, but that probably  required too much hand eye coordination, concentration, and follow through.

  • SophieBird

    Care to define substance and beauty? Though I do agree about giving the criticism a break. Sarah Palin is totally unworthy of anyone’s time.

  • BatboysDad

    Headline should have read: Sarah Palin Wears Polka-Dot
    Toenails To The Iowa State Fair, Andrew Sullivan is so jealous!

  • Anonymous

    Nothing surprising. Polka dot toenails = Polka dot brain.

  • DKK

    Pay no attention to these miscreants. The women are just jealous that Sarah is so pretty.  You may not like her politics, but she is very pretty.

  • Mbaker08

    Because the media hates her, that’s why.  They jump at any opportunity to mock her.

  • PilarCollignon

    I’m not offended, she is Sarah Palin, whatever!
    But her feet NEED URGENT CARE yuk!

  • Anonymous

    to little girls everywhere, you can be whatever you want when you grow up, but if you’re going to be a powerful woman, women and men in the media will attack you in every sexist way possible. Don’t worry though, you’ll quickly realize the truth and will just be glad you’re doing something rather than writing about it.  How sad would that be!

  • Anonymous

    Julia,

    since your post is so vile, you must be a very sad person deep down.  I think Sarah would pray for you!

  • Anonymous

    i’m pretty sure a lot of these writers have mental health issue and if they’d get some good therapy or medication, these stalker type stories would go away.  Very creepy, and very sexist to say the least.  

  • Anonymous

    true.  but posting a story about a female presidential candidate is stalker-like, creepy and beyond sexist. I have got to stop hitting links on mediate, this stuff is creeping me out.

  • Anonymous

    she didn’t do a photo shoot, she showed up at a state fair.   

  • Anonymous

    have to say, it is a real issue with jealousy.   Many women over 50 are overweight, non-athletic and blame it on kids and busy lives.  Sarah shows there’s no excuse, and some women attack her just like they attacked the pretty girl in school.  very juvenile for sure.  She’s gorgeous, they’re not (and may never have been).  ditto with men.  they’ve been rejected by pretty women their whole lives, it’s some weird psychological thing.   

  • Anonymous

    only an idiot cares what footwear someone else wears.  idiot or person ‘without a life’  or both.

  • Hagen619dj

    Oh, now we better look out.  Those gentleman of the female pursuasion are going to want that look too. Gosh, first they take the earrings and plant them in their ears, then they take the fanny packs, the ponytails….pretty soon they’ll start wearing thongs…..wait they do that already!!  What is this country coming too?

  • Hagen619dj

    Oh, there you go again…calling someone an efing idiot.  You democrats….shame on you.

  • Hagen619dj

    Oh, there you go again…calling someone an efing idiot.  You democrats….shame on you.

  • Hagen619dj

    And I’ll bet you think that women who are scared of those creepy guys that show off their pee-pees under their coats are just silly….don’t you?  Or maybe those guys who take pictures of themselves and post on the internet?  Oh, those sexist pigs.  gosh!

  • Hagen619dj

    Probably got that from following behind you as you scrap the cow-s–it off your shoes.  You know how those fairgrounds can be.

  • Hagen619dj

    Oh honey, they aren’t mocking her.  They are extremely jealous of her good looks.  And she has brains too.  Now don’t be so hard on yourself.

  • Hagen619dj

    Oh, girls, have you ever stepped in dog doo?  Ya know it never smells till you get it in the house!!

  • Hagen619dj

    Good girl.  Say it like it is.  And to top if off….she is smart.

  • Hagen619dj

    When you go fishing…..are you the masterbater in your boat? That’s the only way to catch the  big one’s.

  • Hagen619dj

    Oh, shame on you….your such a cray-paper hanger.   Believe it or not, some women are pretty and smart.

  • Hagen619dj

    Do you know the difference between hygiene and common sense?  Excuse me but is there a meaning in that sentence somewhere?

  • Hagen619dj

    This is extremely funny and I’m having a great time.  it must be getting late!

  • Hagen619dj

    Didn’t he remember to put a shirt on?  Heavens…I’ll best he has open toed shoes on too. Such a silly.

  • Hagen619dj

    Yes, Yesterday….and don’t you think her slacks are much to long for those open toed shoes. I mean really.

  • Hagen619dj

    Yes, Yesterday….and don’t you think her slacks are much to long for those open toed shoes. I mean really.

  • Hagen619dj

    Oh, me too.  I think she will have to go all solid colors. You know, red for Christmas, yellow for Easter, green for that Irish thingy, black for Halloween….well you get the drift.

  • Hagen619dj

    Oh, do you think?????  I don’t see any hairy toes to compare her to that mama grizzly thingy. Do you?

  • Hagen619dj

    Your just made because she’s prettier than you.  Is prettier a word. Nope…more pretty. The common consenses is that blonde’s are not real bright either.  But maybe you’ve heard that.  I’m having so much fun with this.  Finally something other than politics and name calling from democrats.

  • Hagen619dj

    Do you suppose President Bush was briefing him on Fruit of the Loom?  If Obama looked distorted and solemn he was probably disappointed that boxers were not the choice of the  day.  You know, some men are swingers.

  • Hagen619dj

    Oh honey.  You must be ugly.  low self-esteem,  big hips, wrinkles….I just know your having a bad day.

  • Hagen619dj

    ya, you know, it’s alot like cigars and black dresses or weiner photos.  Very similar don’t you think.

  • Hagen619dj

    Really?     the hell you say.  Do you know your pix looks just like Biden? But I don’t think he has terret symdrome.

  • Hagen619dj

    Oh, but what a change of pace. Alittle light hearted laugh now and then is good for the soul by golly.

  • Hagen619dj

    I always thought the expression was “who gives a rats a–”.  Come on honey lighten up.

  • Hagen619dj

    Doesn’t it sort of remind you of when Obama wouldn’t cross his heart at the flag presentations and then he finally gave in and started wearing that little red flag on his lapel. what a guy.

  • Hagen619dj

    Your just so so so picky!!

  • Hagen619dj

    That was fun……….let’s do it again sometime.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2B46STXVTQPTN4ZY3OMUALFJQY Ankhorite

    Hagen, fantasizing about the looks of a woman you don’t know (SophieBird) and then bashing her on the basis of your fantasy — instead of directly attacking what she SAID — is just trashy.

    Trashy AND sexist. 

    PS:  you needed “you’re” in that sentence, not “your.”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2B46STXVTQPTN4ZY3OMUALFJQY Ankhorite

    And here, you wanted to say Tourette Syndrome.

  • Laura

    her toe nails look cute…excuse me, did you see the debates, when the ones emotionally and mentally out of control were the Republicans…did you see the post war, traumatic war hero, McCain, address us  all as, “My fellow prisoners”…one thing–if you’re gonna talk nasty about the parties, say the truth. ONE OF THE REASONS OBAMA WON IS BECAUSE WATCHING THE REPUBLICANS, WAS PROBLY LIKE BEING AT A KKK MEETING..and he had class and wasnt throwing poisons darts the whole time, like McCain and his lil elf, Palin….but compared to this fruitcake, Bachman, Sarah’s almost palettable..haha   peace….remember; Democrats care about people….Republicans, only about their pockets….hmmm, rechoose???

  • hysterical

    hhahahahaahhaahhahahhahahahahahaha,  a..hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah..ahhhhhhhhhaaa  oh man, I needed that…brains– hahahahaahahaha…Mussolini was cute….hahahhaha thanks..hahahahahhaha…oh, if she stays in Alaska, she can keep an eye on the Russian for us; you know, make sure they dont cause any trouble….hahahahahaha

  • Laura

    of course shes always campaining for something, big mouth..wow, anger management…peace

  • Laura

    …you forgot, and a merciless animal killer…parading on a program to look like she likes nature..haha

  • Anonymous

    Sounds like somebody has jealousy issues.  Try being more of a woman instead of attempting to be a man…it’s just not attractive sweety.

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