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Stiletto Implant Surgery Is The Freakiest Fake Surgery Ever

by Justin Fenner | 1:47 pm, October 13th, 2011

There’s artistic body modification and then there’s just plain crazy body modification. And we’re pretty sure installing a stiletto into your own foot falls into that second category.

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In fact, we never would have thought such an alteration was possible if the fine minds at Bit Rebels hadn’t brought it up. They posit that because we human beings have a tendency to improve our bodies — sometimes to our own detriment — one day a woman might want to give herself a little extra boost without having to slip on a new pair of shoes.

But that doesn’t make sense to us — at least not from a fashion perspective, anyway. Most women who love fashion also love change. After all, fashion is nothing but change, and something as permanent as sticking some kind of rod into your heel for the rest of your life would preclude you from participating in one of the most important aspects of that change: shoes!

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Also, this just doesn’t seem practical. Or desirable. Or sanitary. What would you do if you had to walk through mud? What would you do in winter? Would cobblers start making shoe coverings to accommodate people’s heel implants? It boggles the mind.

Of course, surgically altering the foot in the name of fashion is nothing new. For years, women have been asking doctors to shave off bits of bone or realign their feet so that they can fit in to narrow high heels. There’s even a procedure called the Cinderella surgery that (you guessed it) makes the foot smaller so it can fit into those pesky glass slippers. (The part about the glass slippers is a joke.)

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Is putting a heel in your foot any more or less drastic? Would you ever put a heel in your heel, or would you rather keep wearing high-heeled shoes? Also: how freaking terrifying is that photo?

[Bit Rebels]



  • http://twitter.com/ManchesterPR Nadia Murdock

    YIKES!

  • Better2Scream

    Omg this is freaky looking! My foot phobia just went 2 another level after seeing THIS!!

  • Anonymous

    that’s plain creepy, what shoes can that thing wear?

  • Lindsay

    This is so hard for me to look at. My eyes! My eyes! My feet. My FEET. 

  • Tedderman

    You’d have to have a pretty serious fetish to go to this extreme.

  • http://twitter.com/snovie Steph Novielli

    Are you people really this dumb? This is obviously fake, and the picture is just photoshop-ed. Not only is such a modification not medically possible or physically sustainable, but no surgeon or patient would ever consent to doing this. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/jacqueline.terrero Jacqueline Terrero

    Omg! just when you i though i seen it all ….

  • http://www.lnlclothing.com/ Henry Zarian

    No way! I wouldn’t let my wife to take Stiletto Implant Surgery! This is crazy and I can’t imagine she would kick me up using this kind of feet.

  • Boris Evergreen

    This is so hot. I want a fleet of feet like this to stomp all over my pathetic, frail body. God bless Dr.Moreau.

  • http://twitter.com/Pink_birrd Molly

    Gross, that does look photoshopped. The foot looks like it has a blister too.

  • http://www.facebook.com/miss.Alienation Aleksandra Kulikova

    it not only is photoshopped, this crappy picture is very old. how can people be that stupid to take it even a bit seriously? i’m shocked.

  • http://www.facebook.com/miss.Alienation Aleksandra Kulikova

    and don’t you compare Cinderella surgery to some needless bodymodification “in the name of fashion”. women ask to “shave off” the bones that deform their feet, make it hurt, deform shoes too, and appear AFTER wearing high heels. it’s a damn recovery, and the link says it. but not author. author only cares of writing some dumb acticle, seriously guessing that this dumb photomanip may come to life. what is wrong with the people?! let’s be guessing if some of us can live with their head surgically replaced with an ass.

  • Rosalice

    simply ridiculous!!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/klberkey Kelly McFall Berkey

    Ha ha ha!!! That’s freakin hilarious! Yes its creepy and yes its photoshoped. If it was real, we all would have heard about it on the news shortly after it happened. LOL… Ykes!

  • Timothy_jenkins

    Looks kind of sexy. Just wish the heel was higher.

  • Nellie

    I can’t believe you’re stupid enough to believe this is real. My god, is there hope for the human race?…

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