WATCH: VS Fashion Show ‘A Hit With Men Who Don’t Know Porn Exists’

by Hilary George-Parkin | 2:53 pm, December 27th, 2012

Ah, the Onion. Our go-to source for fake news and a little mid-day levity.

Today the parody site is reporting on the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, which, as they tell it, drew huge ratings this year thanks to its popularity amongst “men who don’t know that actual pornography exists.”

Specifically, this year’s audience consisted largely of “30-35 year old male viewers who had no idea that nude images of all the models are easily accessible on the internet,” along with “ten to twelve and a half-year-old boys who are going to have their minds blown when they finally get around their parents’ internet blockers,” and, of course, “people who are excited by the tops of boobs.”

The broadcast even provides the full Nielsen breakdown of the blockbuster 2012 show, though we do have one complaint: where do the Beliebers factor in to this year’s calculation?!

Watch the hilarious, spot-on segment below: