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WATCH: Meet The Most Terrifying Toddlers & Tiaras Contestant Ever

Of all the Toddlers & Tiaras contestants we’ve seen (and we’ve seen a lot), 6-year-old Alana is easily the most terrifying.

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Her mom June is some sort of Extreme Couponing/Hoarders hybrid monster, while Alana herself is all “a dolla makes me holla, honey boo-boo!” Also, did you know pixie sticks are pageant crack?! Alana prefers “special juice” (which we assume is Mountain Dew laced with actual crack) to pixie sticks. Her secret weapon involves grabbing her tummy. And for what it’s worth, the girl certainly doesn’t lack confidence — just check out her closing line:

[via BuzzFeed]



  • Anonymous

    Wow.  That mom looks exactly like Jabba the hutt.  And I’m not saying that to be mean.  It’s just an observation.  She LITERALLY looks like Jabba the Hutt.  She has like 6 separate necks.

  • Anonymous

    I have watched several episodes of Toddlers in Tiaras, Kiddy Porn in Prime Time!

    The exploitation of these innocent little girls is disgusting. The parents are irresponsible, self centered, guilty of child abuse. The whole Industry is sick.

  • expatpatriot

    Where is child protective services?

  • Suzi_lane71

    Completely disgusting!  I can’t believe that woman encourages that behavior.  She’s disgusting.

  • Tswilliams552

    I find it so funny when the mom, fat or not…get out there to show the girls their routines by shaking their bootys or shake their arms like some kind of an idiot. I have more fun wathching and laughing at some of these moms…

  • lamb54

    Not my cup of tea, to each their own.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=572388147 Nicky Van Walbeek

     Yet you “watched several episodes.” If people continue to watch the show, the ratings stay high to keep the show on the air.

  • http://tueschyouwerehere.blogspot.com/ Colleen

    That child is not even cute—dolled up or not!

  • Bsread

    This child needs protective intervention and the Mother needs to be locked up for child abuse, attempting to pimp a minor, child neglect and whatever else we could charge her with for allowing her daughter to be seen in this light. Until we start holding these sorry mothers responsible for thier actions children are still at the hands of perverts and sex offenders.

  • Coolchick

    I agree that that show is just soooo wrong! I think Tom Hanks agrees, as well, which is why he made the funny parody of Toddlers and Tiaras. Check out this link to his youtube video. http://youtu.be/dPLWKBWkn3s

  • Chopnib

    all i can say is wow…

  • Joan4252

    I agree that the child isn’t even cute at all, and will undoubtedly end up looking just like her trailer trash looking mother does. The whole thing is disgusting!

  • concerned viewer

    sick. Where is child protective services?????

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Beth-Meadows/100000691008096 Beth Meadows

    what in the world are these people thinking!!! for one its bad enough to exploit a small child, that apparently has followed what she has been taught, besides that her “go go juice” what the hell!! pageant crack!!! the network should have been shut down right then over that but no its supposed to be funny….all ive gotten out of this show is you have to go half naked in front of  judgmental people and see if you looked good enough to get rewarded for it or not and if not well lets load up on some more pageant crack and go go juice  and show less skin too maybe then you’ll get noticed!! YOU SICK, SICK PEOPLE!!! is it the mom’s insecurities as well playing into this? im positive thats what its about with her and most of the other mom’s allowing this crap….pageants arent a terrible thing until you turn them terrible and thats what has been allowed here…..it highly pisses me off and i also agree with another post on here, its kiddy porn on mainstream tv!!

  • Mmwhildebrand

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!
    (and I like how thw father is just an accessory and doesn’t really exist –or allowed to talk, apparently)

  • Nurse-stephanie

    They are raisin them up with an addiction personality. GOD HELP THEM!

  • seadawg

    The mother is pathetic, and the child is spoiled rotten. Sexual behavior from a child that young is disgusting. Showing her already fat tummy is, in no way, cute and just indicates to me she is gonna grow up looking just like mommy.

  • Catgrl76

    I was JUST going to say the same thing!  What a BEAST that mom is!  She looks like she eats losing contestants for breakfast, lunch, AND dinner! hahaha

  • Tsabs36

    I’m with you, that mother is totally disgusting both in looks and actions, unbelievable!

  • totallyshocked

    Holy S-Balls! What the heck has this world come to when you dress your 6 year old daughter to look like a hooker and tell her go win momma some money!

  • Lalm1031

    Didn’t anyone notice the mom burp in the middle of filming!! I don’t watch this show, bad parents and spoiled children are not appealing to me and that’s all they seem to show

  • mscat

    HOLY S**T!  This country is in BIG trouble…

  • Catgrl76

    I can’t watch this show! Trust me when I say that I am a connesiour of train-wreck TV, but it just sickens me to see kids robbed of their childhood.  I can’t give ratings to these trailer trash parents who have nothing better to do than to live vicariously through their overly made up offspring….

  • Sread77

    SICK woman!!!  Kiddy porn is right. That poor little girl never had a chance to be normal with such a disgusting, warped, idiot of a mother! Some people should not add to the gene pool! 

  • Anonymous

    I watched in order form an opinion. Had I not I would have no opinion to express.

  • In My Humble Opinion

    I actually do not have anything against pageants for children, IF the child wants to participate and it is done in an age appropriate manner (sans makeup and ‘butt’ shaking).  This woman is an example of what I hope is the worse type of behavior in pageant moms.  The child is going to grow up to be an adult with an entitled attitude and a total disconnect from reality.  Dear parents, take this poor little girl out of pageants, place her on a T-ball or swim team, remove the sugar and help her to become a healthy (weight included), well rounded (not weight included), socially conscious person, the path you are on, dooms your child to an unhealthy life on all levels..

  • cronewinter

    I watched about half the video before shutting it off in total disgust. Child abuse, kiddie porn and the teaching of addiction..what the heck is in that “gogo juice”. Someone had best rescue that child while there’s still some hope for her.

  • cronewinter

    And the little girl already has at least 2..this is a Mom doing her best to destroy her child. 

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000139522946 Darlene Bailey

    Just think, (and I say this shuttering) this is the future of America!!!

  • elagg

    All it takes is one quick look at those parents and it’s easy to see that that kid’s involvement in anything called “BEAUTY” is not going to last long.

  • Chefstinsonfamily

    That mom is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen!  OH my gosh, go go juice??!  Give me a break.  Who would EVER let their kid drink that.  They should have the authorities waiting for them at these pageants! 

  • Talking Turkey

    One word-   WHY????

  • http://twitter.com/gme11 Gail Evans

    It looks like the mother is using her child to do what she always wanted….to be considered pretty.  And the child seems to have ADD.  Someone should check to see what that mom is putting in that “juice”.  Mom, put all that attention in to teaching the child a skill she can use when she gets older, instead of something so superficial!

  • Anonymous

    It shows the lack of attention the mom got growing up. She gets her attention now through her child.
    This is more of a personality problem and mental problem with the mothers living through there children.

  • JT

    Yuck…  How sad that we put things like this on television

  • Grossed out

    This “mother” is about the most disgusting thing I have ever seen and the kid is not cute and getting just as fat….and so rude and annoying.

  • Paws4apicture

    looked like Mountain Dew, but could have just been the bottle, I know that drink drives my kids insane, I can’t give it them

  • Jarvis3205

    America…meet the your future “Mrs Welfare Drainer’s of America”!!!

    They mom should take a daily beatdown for what she’s done to that little girl…disgusting. That goes to show that all you have to do is invest in your children…problem is…all this pig wants to do is fatten her daughter up & teach her to objectify herself & act like an inbred moron. 

    Disgusting. 

    As a father of a 7 & 3/4 (as she tells everyone who asks) year old that reads, hikes, paints, snowboards, & applies herself constantly…I can tell you up front…that is the fault of her parents. Not just the mother either. That chump needs to ball up & take some responsibility here. When that little girl grows up & ends up pregnant & 14…he’ll have NO ROOM to complain.

    Seriously…these people & the television networks that pimp them out are going to be the downfall of our society. 

    Pigs. 

  • TYTYANN

    that is THE UGLIEST woman i have ever seen… PERIOD!

  • kkitt

    Yikes!!!!  I’m pretty sure this is one of the signs of the coming apocalypse.

  • Kkdub_13

    seriously insulting the child doesn’t make you a concerned citizen, it’s pathetic. i happen to think she’s adorable and i would never call a child ugly, it’s repulsive.  

  • Anonymous

    why doesn’t that stupid family  group who got Lowe’s to withdraw ads from the show about American Muslim families living in AMerica, say something about this? Oh, that’s right. They only hate Muslims.

  • Anonymous

    So you think its ok for moms to dress their three
    year olds up like skanks. These little girls are in make-up for three hours,
    they spray tan, and wear fake teeth. Mothers are taking away from the purity
    and innocence of these little girls. They shouldn’t even be wearing make-up at
    such a young age. The moms on the show say that if it was a sport no one would
    have anything to say about it. Well, it’s not a sport. The answer to everything
    is simple let kids be kids. No need to rush anything.

  • Stormie267

    What was with the child making the fat on her tummy look like it was talking?! Now THAT was scary. (The stuff about go-go juice was bad enough….) Would love to see how that child turns out ten years from now.

  • Ava

    that is sad!!!

  • Krisi

    That was GROSS to watch!!!

  • Krisi

    I am reposting a You Tube link that someone else had put on here previously because you have to take a look, I was crying from laughing so hard!! Tom Hanks doing a parody of the show… http://youtu.be/dPLWKBWkn3s

  • Patpoint1

    It is interesting that most of these mothers are very overweight.  Such ignorance……….

  • Katy

    The mother belching at the end was the most!

  • Hartley (Buck) Macklin

    Just becasue everyone CAN be on TV, doesn’t mean everyone should be on TV.

  • Atushe21

    what ever happend to teaching your daughters self respect? The poor girl will grow up feeling she has to show off her body to be beautifull, and going on stage half naked performing to make money is the way (future stripper?). That mom should be ashamed of herself!

  • Mmtinga

    This makes me sick and it makes me be ashamed to be from Georgia.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jespurp jessica elizalde

    children should not be overloaded with all that sugar. what about diabetes and other diseases. poor children. I worry about who they are going to be in ten years from now and what they might have. this is just too bad.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jespurp jessica elizalde

    i wonder myself. there has to be something to fight this.

  • http://www.facebook.com/jespurp jessica elizalde

    pageants for little girls should not be about being cute. it should be about WHO they are. this is destroying their egos young and when they grow up they will be horrible people. 

  • Kathy

    this lady IS big and I’m thinking her little girl will end up just like her in size….where is child services when you need them.  this juice drink has got to be hard on the little girl’s heart…..speeding it up can really cause problems and even death…then what…no crown?

  • Wowza

    I think this crap should be outlawed. And really, that kid isn’t cute at all! 

  • Stephen

    That wasn’t as bad as the mother who dressed her daughter up like Dolly Parton, after she had done it herself in her day!!!! The little girl was asked by other girls what are those, referring to the overdone breasts on the little girl!!!

  • Bikerk

    My jaw is still on the floor.

  • cassie

    Pure. White. Trash.

  • Lifetime2gthr

    I think the mother is trying to live her life through her daughter. If you are going to put your children into beauty pageants then at least take some kind of respect for yourself. The mother doesn’t even wear make-up herself or try to lose weight or get her hair done to look nice for the public also. If you’re going to that much trouble for the child at least do it for yourself also. The little girl said she doesn’t like it. And I think it is disrespectful for the mother to be yelling at the daughter while she is on stage. That could be why the daughter doesn’t win.

  • Anonymous

    that’s scary and sad at the same time.

  • GRNDGODDESS

    they are turned into PROSTI-TOTS!

  • Splettstoesser

    I am the mother of a grown daughter who participated in pageants (of her own choice) from the age of 9.  The pageants she participated in did not allow make-up until teens and then all make-up and dresses had to be age appropriate. The winners were given crowns and trophies but the overall winner was awarded scholarship money for college.

     Miss America pageants are NOT beauty pageants and they do have young girls pageants which are associated with the state pageants in order to prepare young girls and help them gain self confidence.  These types of pageants I think are a good thing.  My Daughter has now graduated college and works in a law firm.  She has fond memories of her pageant days and still has friends she made during that time.  However, they never participated in “Beauty Pageants” which is what is in this article. 

    A Scholarship pageant would never allow a parent to be yelling like that in the audience! Normally a child would be mortified by such action but the fact that it doesn’t bother that little girl just shows that her Mother has taught her such public displays are acceptable! This kind of action and putting make-up on a child like that is absolutely sending out the wrong message and giving these children a totally outrageous and antique idea that beauty and public display will reign. It also gives the “Scholarship Pageants” a bad name!

    Did you notice that child’s bedroom had nothing but a bed in it? Where were her toys? Why is this mother not letting her child be a child? I agree that the Mother is trying to live her life through her child and needs to be evaluated by Child Protective Services before any more damage is done to that little girl. The Father is just as guilty for not having the backbone to stand up to his wife and put a stop to what she is doing to their child.

  • jewels

    @Sammy_girl, the previous poster clarified that he/she doesn’t have “anything against” pageant for children if done without (that’s what “sans” means) makeup and “butt shaking.”  I get the impression she was wanting the fake teeth, tan, and other unnecessary ridiculousness left OUT and having it purely for age-appropriate fun and dress-up.  Skank-free.  I saw nowhere where he/she said it is “ok for moms to dress their three year olds up like skanks.”  Maybe re-read.

  • ….

    WAKE UP!! This is disgusting!! This little girl will never be accepted by “normal” kids because of the behavior her Mother has taught her was cute or acceptable.(The Mom made me sick!)  What happens when the pageants are over?  You’ll havE a very overweight, unhealthy child that cant deal with life in the real world. THIS IS CHILD ABUSE!!!

  • Jkantor351

    Child beauty pageants are a form of prostitution!

  • http://www.facebook.com/willlmansarah Sarah Willman

    Shes cute!!!!! but her parents are the reason for her behavior..

  • J Bella5825

    its mountain dew swith red bull

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_IOJMG4TDUKBYALMF6V43KPYSKA Kim

    My best Frie’nd ,She just has announced her Wedding with a RICH young man Ronald who is the CEO of a MNC ! They met via Rich,——-S.u.c.c.e.s.s.f.u.l.m.i.n.g.l.e . ℃ ⊙ M— is The Largest and Best club for Wealthy people and their admirers to chat online. …you don’t have to be rich there ,but you may meet One ,maybe you wanna check it out or tell your friends !
    He is so freaken amazing looking- geez louise!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gosh I’m gushing-lol

  • Emma Drumright

    Everyone who is posting negative/derogative things about this mother and her awesome child are totally closed-minded. I do not agree with any of the preposterous comments I have read. This little girl is going to be great someday, and some things may be contreversial, but those things are not to be put out and picked on. Yes, the go-go juice was a little gross, but it was funny. Alana has a wonderful, spirited, sassy, joyful personality and a caring mother, and if you can’t see that through all the commercialism and such, then I feel sorry for you. :)

  • coocoocachoo

    Heck yeah! I have been watching toddlers and tiaras since the beginning and have been a fan ever since. People just need to be less serious sometimes and accept people; this mother-daughter duo is amazing! Alana, honestly, is my hero!!!!! She is not afraid to be herself and is simply hilarious. No one needs to judge these fashionistas! :D

  • Marjanf56

    the kid has serious problems #1 is having her mom as a roll model..she wont be in pagaents long though..the gogo juice is gonna rot her teeth and she’ll be clinically obese by  age 8…making her not pagaent material..so mom enjoy exploiting your child as long as u can it wont last…so sad

  • pavilwank

    C’mon she’s got something now. Kind of looks like Shirley Temple a little bit.

  • Srich539

    I use to work for CPS   although Alana’s mother is “different” it does not qualify for child abuse.  It is still a free nation and CPS are not the “moral police” 

  • blueangel

    The entire family is a group of delusional hillbillies. The father has no teeth, the mother looks like Jabba the Hut and weighs 310 and Alana and her sisters all follow in her footsteps (Alana is 6 years old and weighs a whopping 70 lbs!). Despite all this, the father thinks Alana will be the next Miss America. Delusional!

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