WATCH: Madonna Wants To Make Sure You Know ‘Material Girl’ Is Ironic

by Verena von Pfetten | 4:40 pm, October 28th, 2011

Madonna and her daughter Lola are on the hunt for the newest face* of their Material Girl line for Macy’s, and they’d like to make sure you know exactly what they’re looking for. Ideal attributes include: a good understanding of irony, a love of shopping, and some feelings about feelings. Other things we learn: Madonna doesn’t eat fruit (“it hurts her stomach”), she doesn’t eat things she “can’t identify”, and Lola doesn’t know how to chew with her mouth closed.